The Bad Movie Shootout

**jonny danger** · 20th February 2011 07:49

I just watched a stinker: Belly of the Beast, Steven Seagal

Martial art choreography doesn't get any worse. Acting rates -10

But it was all filmed in BKK. So I liked it.

**Robin Friday** · 20th February 2011 07:51

Belly of the Beast? Was it a Seagal biopic?

**jonny danger** · 20th February 2011 07:57

I don't think so unless terrorists kidnapped his daughter in BKK.

**robsam** · 3rd March 2011 13:32

Has Steven Sea-Gull ever made any movie worth watching. I guess he's fancies himslef a musician too.
What a fat fucking douche. Maybe South Park could have a new 'Biggest Douche in the Universe' contest. I thing Seagal could replace John Edward for the tile of biggest and fattest douche in the universe!

**WilliamBlake** · 3rd March 2011 13:43

Julie & Julia: Bereft of charm and missing any connection between the two title characters (they never met or spoke)... I can't really see the point of the film. Meryl's outrageous accent was kinda funny though.

**robsam** · 3rd March 2011 13:58

Originally Posted by robsam

Julie & Julia

Did Steven Seagal play Julia Childs?

**Getorfmoiland** · 3rd March 2011 14:02

Originally Posted by jonny danger

Steven Seagal

I think I've found your problem JD.

Originally Posted by WilliamBlake

Meryl's outrageous accent

And there's yours, right there, WB.

**not bkk** · 3rd March 2011 21:33

Steven Seagal could easily be taken for the rough-n-tumble man's man that he has been portrayed as.........and then this all breaks down when one observes his running style. Runs like a girl. How embarrassing.

**zeusbheld** · 3rd March 2011 22:19

somehow Orgy Of the Dead wasn't awful enough to scare me away from the TV, so i downloaded Salute to Incompetence: the Films of Edward D. Wood Jr.. i'd imagine this 2 DVD set includes everbrowns like Glen or Glenda? and Plan 9 From Outer Space. doesn't get much worse than that.

**Cyrille** · 4th March 2011 01:38

Originally Posted by jonny danger

But it was all filmed in BKK. So I liked it.

You fkin hate bangkok!

**jonny danger** · 4th March 2011 02:07

You haven't seen the movie. Bkk gets swallowed up by a huge whale and shat out onto the streets of Calcutta where the locals find uses for all that stinky garbage. Gripping scenes of terror and mayhem beyond one's imagination!