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    The Bad Movie Shootout

    I just watched a stinker: Belly of the Beast, Steven Seagal

    Martial art choreography doesn't get any worse. Acting rates -10

    But it was all filmed in BKK. So I liked it.

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    Belly of the Beast? Was it a Seagal biopic?

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    I don't think so unless terrorists kidnapped his daughter in BKK.

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    Has Steven Sea-Gull ever made any movie worth watching. I guess he's fancies himslef a musician too.
    What a fat fucking douche. Maybe South Park could have a new 'Biggest Douche in the Universe' contest. I thing Seagal could replace John Edward for the tile of biggest and fattest douche in the universe!



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    Julie & Julia: Bereft of charm and missing any connection between the two title characters (they never met or spoke)... I can't really see the point of the film. Meryl's outrageous accent was kinda funny though.
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robsam View Post
    Julie & Julia
    Did Steven Seagal play Julia Childs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    Steven Seagal
    I think I've found your problem JD.

    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    Meryl's outrageous accent
    And there's yours, right there, WB.
    "Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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    Steven Seagal could easily be taken for the rough-n-tumble man's man that he has been portrayed as.........and then this all breaks down when one observes his running style. Runs like a girl. How embarrassing.

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    somehow Orgy Of the Dead wasn't awful enough to scare me away from the TV, so i downloaded Salute to Incompetence: the Films of Edward D. Wood Jr.. i'd imagine this 2 DVD set includes everbrowns like Glen or Glenda? and Plan 9 From Outer Space. doesn't get much worse than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger View Post
    But it was all filmed in BKK. So I liked it.

    You fkin hate bangkok!

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    You haven't seen the movie. Bkk gets swallowed up by a huge whale and shat out onto the streets of Calcutta where the locals find uses for all that stinky garbage. Gripping scenes of terror and mayhem beyond one's imagination!

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    How can one seemingly promote an ideal of Buddism love and peace, yet create extraordinarily violent films? It's the money and fame, isn't Steven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by not bkk View Post
    Steven Seagal could easily be taken for the rough-n-tumble man's man
    Seagal could also be mistaken for Mr. Creosote.
    The fact that this Fat Fuck is still making movies is beyond me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingdomcome View Post
    Seagal could also be mistaken for Mr. Creosote. The fact that this Fat Fuck is still making movies is beyond me.
    Agreed on both counts. After a few more cheeseburgers he's gonna look like this guy!

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    I see your Steven Seagul movies and I raise you an Owen Wilson


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