What's the worst pick up line you've ever used, joked about, had used on you, whatever.
I'll go first:
person A: Hi, do you have any horrible sexually transmitted diseases?
person B: no!
person A: would you like one?
ka ching!
"$!!str8 hood!$$" - This is how one of my student's parents ends the text messages they send me... What planet am I working on?
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would you mind holding my pint while i go for a dump, luv ?
Class for sure
it's worked
a mate of mine used to ask girls if they'd ever had sex, "horsey" style. when the intended target asked what "horsey" style sex was, he said that he would let them keep their shoes on.
Last edited by LoveBucket; 1st August 2006 at 00:57.
Try 'rodeo sex' next time......
I feel your pain.
“Everyone carries a part of society on his shoulders; no one is relieved of his share of responsibility by others. And no one can find a safe way for himself if society is sweeping towards destruction. . . . What is needed to stop the trend towards socialism and despotism is common sense and moral courage.” Ludwig von Mises
Moon Lander Champion!Hi there, let me clear off a place for you to sit down (while wiping off face).
I've fancied you for ages.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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He: Wanna play circus?
She: What's that?
He: Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
Moon Lander Champion!
Hey honey, have you pissed yourself or are you just happy to see me?
we could go for a drive and i'll show you something you've never seen before.....
......what's that ?....
......the soles of your feet in my wingmirrors.
"Well I've 'ad a few pints now, and you're beginning to look allright."
Offering an aspirin usually elecits this response:
"What's that?"
"An aspirin for your headache"
"I haven't got a headache"
" Oh, good; Any chance of a fuck then?"
Dance with me or I'll shit in your handbag.
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