those people who think it's great fun to pick their boogers and then flick them on you
invading countries to distract from your fuck ups at home.
Ablution is washing your hands. You're suggesting people should wash their hands after washing their hands?Originally Posted by zack
I can remember biting my toenails when I was a kid. Now I can't get my big toe within 6 inches of my mouth.
I sniff the cotton tips after cleaning my ears, the type of scent given off is suppose to be an indication of health.
All advice is to be taken with a grain of salt, a dash of pepper and grilled with medium heat.
holy shit.Originally Posted by fiddler
is this the "WOW, at least i dont do that thread"????
really! and here I was thinking booger flicking was bad.
When the Missus first moved in with me ,she would take great pride in displaying the "colour" on her sanitary napkins ...sometimes first thing in the morning ....Then jump up and down on the bed exclaiming....."look honeeee ! I start my mens !!! "
Christ honey why dont u use tampons ? ,
"what is dampons?"
errrr (long explanation)...
"oh i see ......(thinking ) If I buy can u do for me ?"
Its ok honey ill let u practice with Andy 2 .... (vibrator)
"You cannott do ?....what is difference ? u like use Andy 2 Y not put dampon same like this ?
Honey ....would you like to come into the bathroom when i finish pooping and wipe my ass with tissue for me ?
(thinking) " U like like this ?"............................................. ..
I am now champion tampon inserter , gyno and proctocologist.
this thread has got to be part of ldma's forum questionairre.Originally Posted by Shaggersback
im simply at a loss for words
I had a friend visit once and take a shower at my place.
When he came out he said "The shower head wasn't powerful enough to wash my hair, so I just used that little hose by the toilet instead"
The gross part is that he was unfazed when I clued him in as to that hose's purpose.
I took a country girl to Mexico City once. We stayed at a nice hotel. She shit in the bedait (how do you spell that thing women sit on for the douche?)
Rolling picked boogers into little snakes.
A friend of mine will hauk up a loogie and spit it into his hands and play with it like it was gum.
You can do that you know. The trick is to coat the outer portion with sweat or dust till it's just right fer rollin. I get attached to them sometimes and don't want to flick them away.
You are truley a horrenously filthy human being. Why do you do such disgusting things?Originally Posted by fiddler
Thank you. That is exactly the reaction I was expecting.Originally Posted by weakened at bernies
I really don'y know why I do it. I used to kind of assume that everyone did it. The only reason I don't eat ear wax is because I tried it once and it tastes disgusting!!!
oh and another thing...
One thing I like about Thailand is that here, I can pick my nose in public and the locals don't mind!
Last edited by fiddler; 26th January 2007 at 12:17. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
eating snot and thinking its tasty. i had a mate who ate the contents of his nose instead of breakfast every fucking day. disgusting.