"...ever wonder why they kill the weak ones, baby?"
Unwell, you sick b*astard, it's the 20th today and the date of Pat's 'do' is the 29th!!!
Don't you think they'll have the trains back rolling by then??
ps: What are you wearing that night?
gonna be shut for at least a month.
wearing? crushed velvet pantaloons, a pink fedora and peephole bra. see you there.
Well, the officials say 1 or 2 weeks, so you're probably right.gonna be shut for at least a month.
maa sokga prok, nice siggy!
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You can get a BJ if you ask nice enough, aparently.....ps (still get sly handjobs in the Afterskool?)
I'm physcing...phsycing....psyching....whatever......m yself up for it!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
Hmmm nice.....I'm getting a traditional Thai costume made with lime green silk shirt and lemon pants. The pointy shoes are something else.Originally Posted by Unwell
probably a good idea that the subways dead then. I'll feel more comfy in a cab.
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re sig: I didn't have one so I stole the best line I saw that day!!Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I'll have to practice my manners...
"Good lady, would you mind at all partaking in fellatio with me whilst I imbibe at the bar?"
or is it
"The little bloke downstairs has gote a note for you love,..... a 1000B note to be precise"
1000b for a handjob
ill do it for 500 and ill wear my marigolds
That's a bit polite MSP. Try this
"Mai ow chuck wow. Ow lollipop. Kaow jai, mai?.......... Lollipop........... No, sucky sucky....... Chai..............Aarrgh, no teeth, no teeth.........Ok, dee gwa.........Mmmmm............Err, Heineken khrap...........No, I'm not bloody buying 12 lady drinks. She can have another one when she's finished.................."
Or so I'm told.
I thought the "you smoke cigar" was usually enough? Although I've been a good boy for sooooo long now it may well have all changed!
Are you prepared to do this live over the internet at Pat's party?Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
I like to watch.
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I'll be there on saturday!
Sounds to me like you enjoy giving fellatio at the bar with the help of a Thai assisstant, MSP. Bet that makes your drinking buddies nervous."Good lady, would you mind at all partaking in fellatio with me whilst I imbibe at the bar?"
Yes great idea. We'll meet somewhere then all pile up to my gaff.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Details coming shortly.
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I forgot to mention that my flat is wired up to the nines with cameras and recording gear...Originally Posted by maa sokga prok
When I was in America a guy told me to 'have a nice day' but I didn't, so I sued him
so then pat, why no ladyboys allowed?
they've acquired a new street name: 'bumbum'
thats: "ladyboy" "doot" "heshe" (puuchai + puuying = "pu-shing") and a
Jesus ate with the lepers, afterall.
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Is this invitation open to anyone on the boards or mainly to the friends that you've established here?
It's like I'm speaking a foreign language or something...