Not from the Onion, as you might have thought at first, but from the BBC:
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
Apparently the goat has a number of eligible sisters looking for visas....
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
I better be extra careful from now on.
A Proud Canadian.
I pefer sheep as they are woolier and softer
There are two types of men in the world. Intelligent men without religion and religious men without intelligence. The third type can't count.
...yes, that was the rumor...
....major in animal husbandry, did you?
OHhhhh myyyyy gooooooooooddddddddd!!!!!
I mean......bbbaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(written by Konstantinos)When, in the ethics unit of the philosphy class, we discuss the question "what is the right thing to do?", the North American students are shocked when I tell them that, in Malaysia, the penalty for possession of marijauna is the death sentence (please watch the film "Return to Paradise" for a true story that illustrates this fact). Ethics are subject to the mores, laws, and traditions of a particular culture, and, for the most part, are neither arbitrary nor superfluous when one is meting out justice. I'm just appalled that the dowry was such a small amount. We bought a goat for easter last weekend, and the cost was triple the amount of that dowry. I wonder if it had been laid as well....i agree with nemo, sheep are much more appealing.
--I shall not post... ---
....the op seems to have uncovered an interesting subset of Ajarn posters...who would have thought there are so many Welsh in LOS?
Last edited by tomcat; 16th April 2007 at 06:58.
Just wait until the New Zealanders find this thread.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
Yes they do love their sheeps!!! LOLOriginally Posted by Umbuku
Just wait until the New Zealanders find this thread.
Nobody has mentioned the poor goats' rights in all this.
Damned to an existence of inter species anal purgatory,
all for one night of sweaty fleecy passion.
The poor goat.
Now i know whats all the NZ guys doing during the cold winter night.all for one night of sweaty fleecy passion.
They play rugby.
New Zealand style.
If you're going to get it on with an animal, it should be a horse.
Not just because it's a beautiful animal, but you'll also have a ride home afterwards.
virgins have always commanded a higher price.
That was aaaaaages ago, wasn't it?
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