Thread: wot you been busted for?

I wuz innocent I tell ya!

indecent exposure

DWI reduced to reckless operation(DWI = Driving While Under Infuence) crashed my car too, totaling it out...was by myself though.

a gram or 2 of hash in Gatlinburg, TN (didn't have my ID on me when arrested but all they wanted was the Ben Franklin it cost me for the fine.)

underage drinking (and was driving at same time) but the copper let me off with a warning..: "Get out of town and don't let me see you again tonight!"

possession of marijuana...again let off because it wasn't really enough to get busted(couple of roaches) good thing he didn't catch me when I was lugging around a .lb or 2 various times.

came within a whisker of getting busted when I had 5 full sheets of 4-way blotter acid on me which would have been a felony. That one scared some sense into me.

Been pretty good ever since...all mine were before I was 21

Look, I know you guys are trying to trip me up.

How was I to know that Transportation sheep across state lines was a crime!!! (Besides she came willingly)
Despite what the judge said, some sheep DO like to dress in flouro red knickers and garter belts!! IS IT MY FAULT THAT SHE WAS BACKING ME UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE FILTH CAME CRASHING IN!! (and no I wasn't velcro gloves at the time - just me wellies!!)

I dun force no-sheep to do nothing against its will - the whole thing was a conspiracy between the cops, the transvestite beak and my ex-girlfriend, Trigger!!

Did you pay it?

never done anything illegal

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Yes, actually I did. But that reminds me that I have been fined twice for not voting, but I didn't pay them.

You wonton woman you.

Originally Posted by Sissy

havent done anything wrong yet.

Give it time matey, I haven't met you yet.

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Yes, actually I did. But that reminds me that I have been fined twice for not voting, but I didn't pay them.

you get fined for not voting? where the hell is that? I never vote, it only encourages them
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Originally Posted by re_fuse

Could you clarify the question please

...What have you been convicted of vs what have you been charged with..



.I would give different answers to both questions.

I've always understood 'busted' to mean 'convicted' - just being charged is nothing

125mph on Norwich southern bypass on my Blade. Pigs in an unmarked 5 series Beemer. (Shit, that car behinds got blue flashing lights in the grille) 1000 quid, 9 points and I had to grovel to the beak to keep my license.

yeah Norwich cops are a bit sharper than you'd think - got me at Lyng Fayre for the 2.8g they did - gave them a run for it tho' - trouble was had a bad ankle and one of the b*stards rugby tackled me- 80 quid fine Dereham Magistrates, held in a bar as courthouse was being renovated

hent yoew bin done fer nickun taters then bor? Oi should've

Originally Posted by grasshopper

you get fined for not voting? where the hell is that? I never vote, it only encourages them

Australia has compulsory voting. You can dodge it by never registering but it's a criminal offence and a (I think) $1000 fine or minor jail time if you're caught.