D & D
shoplifting
bomb scare
2.8g hash
riding a motorbike with no licence and a chick on the back
hitch-hiking on a motorway
carrying a knife (France)
NB all the above infringements of the law committed under the age of 20 - since then been law-abiding citizen or 2 smart 2 get caught - you decide
the answer to the secret of the universe is the secret itself
and the secret is.........................................it isn't there
grasshopper 2008
nothin.' I'm too slick for the coppers...
"It'd be the best gig around, if it wasn't for the f#*king kids!"
-Bozo the Clown reflecting on his career
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TEFL-ON Don
I've got to pick myself up Dust myself off And start all over again.
-Peter Tosh
Mass rape in a bar, the ladies dropped the chargesWe still write letters to each other.
Smuggling
"Our crime has been: We married women instead of seducing them; we reared children instead of destroying them; we desired to exclude from the land prostitution, bastardy and infanticide." --George Q Cannon
break n enter
shoplifting
vandalism
marijuana
arson
but also under age of 17 so been real good boy eva since.
oh yes a number of traffic type infringements also.
speeding
parking
no helmet on a bike
driving wrong way down a one way street
driving an registered car
driving in a shared traffic lane with no passengers
drunk driving
but they hardly count yeah?
Last edited by kingwilly; 7th May 2007 at 19:44.
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You know you'd get more interesting replies if you posed the question: wot you haven't yet been busted for.
Criminal damage.....12 years ago at the age of 18. Settled outta court though..luckily!
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Nothing. But simply by the sheer grace of God.
If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.
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Cannabis
Dangerous driving
Both two weeks apart when I was 21.
Both have now passed the statute of limitations and only the courts hold any records.
We must not confuse statistical probability with some transcendental and utterly compelling force.
reckless endangerment
reckless driving
minor in possession
Clean police clearance though
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." - Mark Tawin
Drunk and disorderley Got my face kicked in too. ( cops in Laos )
Shoplifting
Possession of a controlled substance
Gunja - (was sitting in a drug infested motor and a guy came up and asked for directions. I very politely pointed the way out for him using my spliff hand as a guider, 2 minutes later he came back and said - "we'll your nicked for a start" - there was 5 of us and one of him so he didn't notice the others neatly dispercing the cocaine and 9 bars in the near vicintity.
Affray - Defended myself (jack of all trades)
Criminal damage - pissed up stupidity
Illegal use of an air rifle(twice) - second instance mates mother got a visit from the police and was informed that 'someone is shooting at the builders on the site opposite'. We were only going for the JCB windows -
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