Thread: tragically hilarious

it is an absolute tragedy and i really feel sorry but i couldn't help but laugh when i read in wednesdays BKK Post about the Cambodian guy who commited suicide last week...
apparently this guy had been injecting hair tonic into his penis for some time, believing that because it promised to thicken hair, it would have the same effect on his dick.. so after god knows how long injecting this poison into his member, it became so ulcerated and painful that he ended his life... Cambodian authorities have now issued a warning against home penis enlargement plans... some of you guys ought to be careful...

any more 'tragically hilarious' stories out there??

A few years ago 3 Cambodian guys were playing Russian Roulette. By stamping on a live land mine. The results were tragically (and hysterically funny) a foregone conclusion

I think a chap in Brazil bought some fake viagra (a day before it was coming out legally) and it caused his dinkle to stay stiff for like ages....in the end he had to have it cut off!

Read about another chap (not sure if some of these aren't urban myths) that wired up a cow's heart to an electric battery so it flexed when he fucked it....tried and it electrocuted him....found by his family (the shame!).

How about back in 2003, the cannibal in Germany that went searching for willing subjects on forums and found one. He found one, they met and promptly cut off the guys cock, fried it up and ate it together.

Then as the guy is obviously losing blood...."hannibal" offers his some pain killers, then stabs him in the neck a few times.....after he died he fileted him up and stored him in the freezer and ate 'well" for some time. When he ran out he started his adverting again, only to be snared by the coppers.

Fuckin' sick world we live in. There is supposedly a campaign for the cannibal that believes he did not break the law since breakfast, lunch and dinner was a consenting adult.

linky: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

I tried the same. Unfortunately, my cock is the same, bush my pubes rival Shirley Bassey

Police were puzzled to find a car embedded into a cliff face at a distance too far from any nearby roads for the car to have ran out of control and over the side. On examining the wreakage police discovered that the owner of the car had attached an aircraft engine to the roof of his car and, whilst driving along the road decided to switch it on. The car then shot straight ahead at incedible speed, smashed through the barriers, over the side of the cliff and into the cliff on the other side of the ravine.

Impressive, if not slightly stupid.