I'm everywhere you've never been and better than I've ever been
I think a threesome with her and Christina Aguilera (did anyone else enjoy watching her spit in that video in the boxing ring?) would be quite an entertaining weekend...
This space for rent.
Originally Posted by kenkannifOriginally Posted by NickyboyOriginally Posted by blackjackOriginally Posted by kenkannifOriginally Posted by NickyboyI take back every shred of misgiving about the whole 'being a forum nerd thing'.Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
Heaven is nuasea-light blue!!!!!!!
I think Holloback Girl is about anal sex!!!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
So you'll be at her concert next month then surely!!!
Let us see what light is shed by the stageshow -
So she 'ain't no hollaback girl' does that mean she's NOT
down with the backdoh stylee?
^ I think so mate...'cos although she's been around the tracks a few times, it's not just going to happen like that...'cos she's isn't no Holloback Girl (wo)!!!
And this shit is banananas (representing poo on a penis)....see that's fucking education mate! And nary a graph to bee seen!!!
I don't go to crowded places Matt but she's welcome to come to mine to 'entertain' me!
In the yellow and brown corner....
GGGGGwwwwwweeeeennnnnnnnnnnn SSSSSSttttttttttttttttaaaaaaffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaan nnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiOriginally Posted by kenkannif
Bit of a stutter you got there chap!
Yeah, I'm never moving to Africa.Originally Posted by jonny danger
Would hate to be packin' less than all the other fellas in the room.
Here in Asia though we do have that small (or relatively large) consolation!
When the great lord passes the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts
^ I don't think our penises are any bigger really....although if it makes people feel better about themselves....who am I to spoil it?
You bastard Ken.Originally Posted by kenkannif
For me ignorance was bliss. You've gone and spoilt it
Mind you, the Jap fellas in some porn what I've got have well tiny Pokkies!.
I clutch at whatever straws I canOriginally Posted by kenkannif
Last edited by Lor Ling; 26th July 2007 at 13:59. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Actually I've noticed a lot of Western male porn stars have quite small todgers....maybe the girls like it like that? Less stretching involved?
Ken, although I shudder to think what the answer to this question will be, inquiring minds need to know an' all that, so....exactly HOW did you arrive at your conclusion that our penises are no larger than theirs? And was there any actual research involved???
In the men's toilets mate....and yours?
Don't know about the rest of you, but I have been going to men's toilets for more years than I care to admit and have yet to get a really good look at a man's private areas. But then again, it was never my intention to look to see what was around me. I wonder how the Ken guy has been able to view enough samples to feel he is able to state an opinion?