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    Re: low tide

    B-a-n-a-n-a-s
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    Re: low tide

    I think a threesome with her and Christina Aguilera (did anyone else enjoy watching her spit in that video in the boxing ring?) would be quite an entertaining weekend...
    This space for rent.

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    Re: low tide

    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Well to be fair you can't read or listen to a simple few words put together (I think they call them sentences) like this: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME KENGUY!!! I assume the research is more words/sentences than that? So really you're no better (actually worse IMO) than I is!!! I'm sorry I dissed your graphs though...don't let it get you down mate!!! I have No Doubt - Don't Speak!!!
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    ^ Her tits are too small for my liking so probably wouldn't marry her...but yes would fuck her senseless (well would hammer away for a good few seconds and then grimace) and sell my story to someone that wants to buy the story....or just tell people I shagged her so they could think I was well cool!!!
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    I think a threesome with her and Christina Aguilera (did anyone else enjoy watching her spit in that video in the boxing ring?) would be quite an entertaining weekend...
    I take back every shred of misgiving about the whole 'being a forum nerd thing'.

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    Re: low tide

    I think Holloback Girl is about anal sex!!!


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    Re: low tide

    So you'll be at her concert next month then surely!!!

    Let us see what light is shed by the stageshow -

    So she 'ain't no hollaback girl' does that mean she's NOT

    down with the backdoh stylee?

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    Re: low tide

    ^ I think so mate...'cos although she's been around the tracks a few times, it's not just going to happen like that...'cos she's isn't no Holloback Girl (wo)!!!

    And this shit is banananas (representing poo on a penis)....see that's fucking education mate! And nary a graph to bee seen!!!

    I don't go to crowded places Matt but she's welcome to come to mine to 'entertain' me!

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    Re: low tide

    In the yellow and brown corner....

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    ...representing poo on a penis
    GGGGGwwwwwweeeeennnnnnnnnnnn SSSSSSttttttttttttttttaaaaaaffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaan nnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    Re: low tide

    Bit of a stutter you got there chap!

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    Re: low tide

    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger
    When I'm at low tide with all the Thai craziness I just remember my dick is bigger than theirs. It's works!
    Yeah, I'm never moving to Africa.

    Would hate to be packin' less than all the other fellas in the room.

    Here in Asia though we do have that small (or relatively large) consolation!
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    Re: low tide

    ^ I don't think our penises are any bigger really....although if it makes people feel better about themselves....who am I to spoil it?

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    Re: low tide

    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    ^ I don't think our penises are any bigger really....although if it makes people feel better about themselves....who am I to spoil it?
    You bastard Ken.

    For me ignorance was bliss. You've gone and spoilt it

    Mind you, the Jap fellas in some porn what I've got have well tiny Pokkies!.
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    Re: low tide

    Actually I've noticed a lot of Western male porn stars have quite small todgers....maybe the girls like it like that? Less stretching involved?

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    Re: low tide

    Ken, although I shudder to think what the answer to this question will be, inquiring minds need to know an' all that, so....exactly HOW did you arrive at your conclusion that our penises are no larger than theirs? And was there any actual research involved???

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    Re: low tide

    In the men's toilets mate....and yours?

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    Re: low tide

    Don't know about the rest of you, but I have been going to men's toilets for more years than I care to admit and have yet to get a really good look at a man's private areas. But then again, it was never my intention to look to see what was around me. I wonder how the Ken guy has been able to view enough samples to feel he is able to state an opinion?

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