low tide

**blackjack** · 26th July 2007 15:48

Originally Posted by Jack Straw

Don't know about the rest of you, but I have been going to men's toilets for more years than I care to admit and have yet to get a really good look at a man's private areas.

Hang in there champ, when the going gets tough etc...

**kenkannif** · 26th July 2007 15:52

Originally Posted by Jack Straw

Don't know about the rest of you, but I have been going to men's toilets for more years than I care to admit and have yet to get a really good look at a man's private areas. But then again, it was never my intention to look to see what was around me. I wonder how the Ken guy has been able to view enough samples to feel he is able to state an opinion?

Physically grab them by the shoulders and turn them around, stick your hand(s)....best to wear gloves....in their pants and using a clenched fist (not too harshly though) measure accordingly (one fist, half a fist, two fists etc.).

^ Is that explanation enough or are you more of a picture man?

**Jack Straw** · 26th July 2007 15:56

Ken guy

I think I can do without visual aids on this topic.

**Jack Straw** · 26th July 2007 15:56

Ken guy

I think I can do without visual aids on this topic.

**kenkannif** · 26th July 2007 15:59

Originally Posted by Jack Straw

Ken guy

I think I can do without visual aids on this topic.

Are you sure now mate?

Alternatively you can use your mouth to measure them...if you prefer

**WilliamBlake** · 26th July 2007 16:22

Well, given that human bodies are usually roughly in proportion, I would expect my longer legs to have larger feet than a Thai. Ergo (God I love that word!) I would expect my 6'2" frame to have a proportionally larger proboscis than a Thai male would have.
(And a longer schlong too, if it came to that!)

**stfranalum** · 26th July 2007 16:25

turn them around, stick your hand(s)....best to wear gloves....in their pants

((thread hijacked by adolescence))

**tomcat** · 26th July 2007 16:31

^What are you talking about, SFran....?

...that's how I do it.

Of course, exactly how KK knows the secret gay handshake is a mystery.....

**Nickyboy** · 26th July 2007 16:35

So Franny, do you feel better?

And, if I'm Zimbabwe, and KK is Iceland, what cuntry are you??!

**stfranalum** · 26th July 2007 16:36

Originally Posted by tomcat

the secret gay handshake

so thats it?

i was wondering why my buddy said it was only "a greeting"

**Matthew** · 26th July 2007 16:37

Feeling bettah Franz?

**stfranalum** · 26th July 2007 16:39

Originally Posted by Nickyboy

So Franny, do you feel better?

im fine man. thanks for asking

really not depressed per se. its hard to be truly depressed here.

just a fucking negative wave like a mother. hard time adjusting sometimes.

i think i can be a good expat like 85% of the time. the other 15% i can be a little hard to handle. this i know. which is why its nice to have some english speakers around to vent to. and y'all in virtual thailand.

thanks again homie

Originally Posted by Nickyboy

what cuntry are you??!

i have the maladaptive adjustment issues of many countries. pick one in west africa. lets throw ghana out there for starters.

**kenkannif** · 26th July 2007 16:43

Originally Posted by Nickyboy

So Franny, do you feel better?

And, if I'm Zimbabwe, and KK is Iceland, what cuntry are you??!

I'm New Zealand aren't I? Fuck Iceland!!!

Well maybe you are a big boy then WB....although as a rule of cock...the more you talk about how big it is.....the smaller it generally is.

My penis is fucking minute!!!

**stfranalum** · 26th July 2007 16:57

Originally Posted by kenkannif

the more you talk about how big it is.....the smaller it generally is.

the orwellian rule of life, is it not?

speech as a revelation of our subconscious. we label ourselves as that which we strive to be (but arent) -and- we cover that which we own and are ashamed of.

i always like to learn from big talkers. they are psychology-in-motion