The thread that will make your brain hurt.

[re_fuse]

I pushed a tree over once. It was old and rotten though.
Does that still count? No-one was hurt.

A spooky moment for me

Out in the bush in Oz
I was in the deep forest there was zero wind. Within the space of twenty minutes two trees almost fell on me.


When I was a kid dad on two occasions my dad chopped down tree's that almost fell on me . The second one ( a week latter ) killed my Dog which was only 1 metre behind me. Dad did not know I was there as I escaped the yard and ran up the bush ( 2 K's away ) and was hiding in the bracken ferns.

Given that my nickname is Greeny and this has caused me all sorts of problems with loggers. I will go out on a limb here and say that I hate trees.

Yeah chop them down they block out the Sun

[Umbuku]

Hey, it worked.

My head hurts.

[re_fuse]

Hey, it worked.

My head hurts.

THATS THE SIX INCH NAIL Take it out mate it looks silly

[Umbuku]

And I thought it was the 120V leads I hooked up to it.

[cujo]

Trees are the major cause of forest fire.

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

[LoveBucket]

if dolphins are so smart, why do they hang around with those stoopid tuna fish?

[kikiat]

If your driving at the speed of light and you turn your lights on will they do anything?

Now that's a good one

[howdooski]

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

[defender]

if dolphins are so smart, why do they hang around with those stoopid tuna fish?

Tasty fish those tuna

[kenkannif]

^ B to the motherfucking H???

[re_fuse]

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Bill Hicks?

if dolphins are so smart, why do they hang around with those stoopid tuna fish?

It is the mouses that are smart

[kenkannif]

Make that ^^ then (out the way Def!).

[howdooski]

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think its real because thats how powerfull our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and its very brightly coloured , and its very loud and its fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say, 'Hey! Dont worry, dont be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

[kenkannif]

And you refuse...out da way! JaysuS!

[howdooski]

Yes.... Bill Hicks...

GENIUS!