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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    Sex with cosmetics? Now that's just weird...
    Gotta get my kink on somehow WB, 8 months in LOS and still single
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    Re: Morning Sex

    ...and it's Loy Kratong weekend! Get out there buddy! Heaps of girls looking for a special gent to celebrate the romantic floating flower thing with! Go get 'em tiger!
    Look at them yo-yos
    That's the way ya TEFL
    You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
    No, that ain't workin'
    That's the way ya TEFL
    Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...

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    Re: Morning Sex

    I can recommend a fabulous blush perfect for the ol' rise and shine...oddly, it's sold next to the nipple whitener in Villa...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...

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    Re: Morning Sex

    The morning delite, always a favorite with me. My stuff works better in the morning. Never knew why though. Maybe being half asleep, the brain yet to be in a full functioning mode, relieves the pressure I feel about what I'm about to do.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake
    Go get 'em tiger!
    Yea but pom poot passa Thai mie dee is a problem. Need some bpaak wan lessons from some of you studs.
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    Re: Morning Sex

    I can't poot passa Thai either, but money sapeaks louder than words (so I'm told...)
    Look at them yo-yos
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    No, that ain't workin'
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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by jonny danger
    My stuff works better in the morning. Never knew why though.
    Something to do with the male cycle. Couples wanting children are advised to do it in the morning.
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    Re: Morning Sex

    We all get nice wood in the morning JD, but after you have been married 17 years and have two kids, remember this is to a Thai woman.
    Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
    Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
    Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
    Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by zehner
    i'm too lazy for morning rumpy-pumpy
    If that's what you are like I feel sorry for your sex life in 20 years young fella

    Quote Originally Posted by blackjack
    The apron scene? Yep.
    C'mon BJ...tell us...I haven't seen it

    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Chance
    "Fuck me dead" so said the necrophiliac to the nymphomaniac. __________________
    I can just hear Sir Les saying that too.

    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented
    i must be getting old but a Bj and a fry up sounds better
    Quote Originally Posted by D-Man.
    Bare back morning sex when ye're still half asleep and all cuddly is gods gift to humanity. Nuthin better. Nuthin! Great, and I mean GREAT thread.
    I'm getting old too...but I'm with the D-Man

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Now dont get me wrong I miss it big time...
    Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
    Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
    Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
    Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    Now dont get me wrong I miss it big time...
    One of the three facts of life...you die, you pay taxes and every bonk you miss out on you will never get again

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    Re: Morning Sex

    In men, the full bladder stimulates the obturator nerve, and hence waking up with a "stiffy". My beautiful Thai wife sleeps everyday until 11.30am or 12 MD.
    So if Necro is with a dead bird, what is sex with a SLEEPING wife???
    Bite off more than you can chew, then chew like buggery! (Peter Brock 05)

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bill
    In men, the full bladder stimulates the obturator nerve, and hence waking up with a "stiffy".
    Is that true? When I was a young dude working night shift getting stiff at sunup was the norm, awake or asleep.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    ^Yep, true my Kiwi mate! You are leaving us soon?
    Bite off more than you can chew, then chew like buggery! (Peter Brock 05)

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by crew
    harvest the morning glory.
    Sewing oats, harvesting the glory. Poetry.

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