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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric C
    Yea but pom poot passa Thai mie dee is a problem. Need some bpaak wan lessons from some of you studs.
    PM me.


    I AM serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bill
    So if Necro is with a dead bird, what is sex with a SLEEPING wife???
    MARRIAGE. (with an understanding)
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    Re: Morning Sex

    I thought the morning stiffy was due to increased production of testosterone while we slept. At least that's what I was taught.

    Yeah, the morning seems brighter, life is more enjoyable and even the ranting kids in the morning can be tolerated after some a.m. lovin'.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B
    Something to do with the male cycle. Couples wanting children are advised to do it in the morning.
    First light makes the dick snap to attention.... something to do with neurons in the brain

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Your dreams have an influence IMO.. I've had nightmares and woke up limp. "good" dreams, the wood. No recall, usual wood.
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    Re: Morning Sex

    I was passively listening to the iPod in the office when one of the lyrics sprung up in my consciousness. It's from G Love and the Special Sauce on the Philadelphonic album.

    G. Love and Special Sauce - Gimme Some Lovin Lyrics

    Gimmie some lovin' early in the mornin'
    i just woke up with this appitite,
    common gimme lovin' in the morning light
    Gimme some lovin' early in the mornin'
    i just woke with this appitite,
    common gimmie lovin' in the morning light

    Some people like it in the afternoon,
    i dont' think i could wait that soon

    Common gimmie love in the morning light
    Some people like it late at night,
    i could wait that long, but i don't think i might
    common gimme love in the morning light

    I'm gonna love you softly and love you sweet
    i can feel you heartbeat
    i need your attention to get me started right.
    i'm gonna wake you up with a kiss on the cheek
    come a little close, open up to me
    good morning baby, good morning baby

    open your eyes just a little bit
    good morning sunshine, i can't resist
    dreamin' about you baby all through the night
    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." --The Dude.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bill
    what is sex with a SLEEPING wife???
    in thailand, it's known as "lak (or rak) lap". pretty common occurance so i'm told. joked about and tolerated by ladeez with thai partners, as they hardly notice it's happening.

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    Re: Morning Sex

    That's okay, what's really discouraging is if she's awake when you START but asleep when you FINISH!
    Look at them yo-yos
    That's the way ya TEFL
    You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
    No, that ain't workin'
    That's the way ya TEFL
    Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...

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    Re: Morning Sex

    And in the silence of the mist, the morning mist,
    when lips are waiting to be kissed, longing to be kissed,
    where is the reason to resist and deny a kiss
    that holds a promise,
    of happiness?

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