I can't think of a better way to start the day.
1) It helps to harvest the morning glory.
2) It provides a nice cardio before you even step out the door.
3) It tates better than a cup of coffee/tea.
4) It puts a smile on your faces.
5) It's cheaper than a fry-up.
6) and when that first person tries to put a damper on your day, you can sit back and think to yourself: yes...but you haven't had sex yet today have you.
Who else got some this morning?
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." --The Dude.
Bare back morning sex when ye're still half asleep and all cuddly is gods gift to humanity. Nuthin better. Nuthin!
Great, and I mean GREAT thread.
i must be getting old but a Bj and a fry up sounds better
anybody seen that scene in Mc Vicar after he escapes and goes to his mates house
"I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is.
There grab onto it - it's just for you.
Give it a little squeeze and say how do you do?
There's something in my front pocket!
Something in my front pocket! --"
i'm too lazy for morning rumpy-pumpy
Cruising down to a BJ bar for a Sunday morning starter off some nameless tart is... ruddy hell, I can't decide which one is better.but a Bj and a fry up sounds better
Greens for the 2 of ya.
Not to be confused with "mourning sex", which is also known as necrophilia and is largely frowned upon as very bad form indeed...Originally Posted by crew
Or would you like to swing on a star?
She sounds like a dead fuck
Drop dead gorgeous though mate.
Or would you like to swing on a star?
"Fuck me dead" so said the necrophiliac to the nymphomaniac.
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morning sex, yeah..gets the mojo going.
Thank you
^Fancy a drink sometime?
The apron scene? Yep.
Or would you like to swing on a star?
It's a must-do on weekends (at least). The "doctor" below wouldn't have it any other way.
"It'd be the best gig around, if it wasn't for the f#*king kids!"
-Bozo the Clown reflecting on his career
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Make-up sex is pretty good too but yea a romp to start the day off is one of the great simple pleasures in life. Too bad I've got a bit of a hair-trigger in the AM though. Too much info?
Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.
--Erma Bombek
I have a dream.
That one day this member shall rise up, and be greeted by the warm, moist mouth of a Tiger girl, and thereby live out the true meaning of its Creed.
I have a dream.
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Sex with cosmetics? Now that's just weird...
Last edited by WilliamBlake; 23rd November 2007 at 15:45. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
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