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    Biggest twats

    Lets make a massive list of cunts, btw I won't do much about them here but they are welcome on MilitaryForums.co.uk :: Index lol
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    BTW sorry he was a general cunt lol, lets not get involved in inter forum shit, delete this post if i could
    Last edited by Cream; 17th January 2008 at 01:42. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    Daniel Bedingfield claimed that his new album is what it would sound like if Sting, Stevie Wonder and Micheal Jackson were in a basement together - I haven't got the album so I'll have to imagine the sound of a blind bloke and a Geordie kicking the shit out of a pedophile.

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Can I nominate Kevin Keegan and Phil Thompson?
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    That Laoshi's a twat as well
    Last edited by defender; 17th January 2008 at 02:13. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    Excuse me for not taking this seriously .....

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by Cream
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    I reckon some of the ladies who do tricks with their nonnies in Pat Pong and similar areas must have enourmous ones!
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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by Cream
    Lets make a massive list of cunts,
    yes let's
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    and the secret is.........................................it isn't there

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    Re: Biggest twats

    George W Bush is a cunt, if that helps.

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    Re: Biggest twats

    all the mancs on here is twats

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    Re: Biggest twats

    In the animal kingdom the female blue whale has a vagina measuring two metres deep. The male of the species fills that massive fanny with an astounding three metre sushi roll!

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by defender
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    That Laoshi's a twat as well
    I take it you didn't get my Christmas card then? Andrew Ridgely is a twat...

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by happynz
    In the animal kingdom the female blue whale has a vagina measuring two metres deep.
    You've obviously met my ex girlfriend then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pants
    You've obviously met my ex girlfriend then
    Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, then?

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Yup. If I had a "three metre sushi roll" it wouldn't have made much of a difference!

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by happynz
    In the animal kingdom the female blue whale has a vagina measuring two metres deep. The male of the species fills that massive fanny with an astounding three metre sushi roll!
    That puts a new spin on hung like a donkey

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    Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, then?
    We are talking twats here aren't we Expat

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    Re: Biggest twats

    Quote Originally Posted by defender
    That Laoshi's a twat as well
    Yeah I'd agree with that.

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    Re: Biggest twats

    "You ever toss a toothpick down a volcano boy?"

    <name that movie>

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    Re: Biggest twats

    That's from Deuce Bigalow, big boy...

    ...which apparently was an American remake of a Jean Luc Godard film.

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