my boss is totally unsatisfied with our business cards. he´s even complaining about the kind of paper we currently use: "they´re crp - the paper´s too soft!" - I wonder why, because they are bloody good filters.
main issue is the decription of the function. we´re all just project assistants, but he wanted us to put "head of ... dept." on it. perhaps we coordinate projects, but nobody got additional personnel. we´re not allowed to put "project assistant" on the cards, as he holds a master in systematic exaggeration. actual situation is:
head of ... dept.
number of employees in ... dept: 1
Thursday is the deadline for presenting our proposals.
So, you are the native speakers, what would you propose?
Any comments welcome, as I don´t take this serious anymore. And if he tells me to put "head/manager/director on it, i will put my salary on the backside to make things clear :puke:
still i prefer division to dept. - wannabe general
What´s on your card?
chief executive a-hole
"Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy the FEAR to attack.", Dr. Stranglove
Executive Specialist Analyst
Executive Project Analyst
Executive Specialist Project Analyst
Project Executive Specialist Analyst
take your pick
I am sure macha can suggest a few
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I use plastic business cards as its too humid for paper ones here unless they're coated. They also survive a trip through the washing machine (unlike the remains of one I found this morning. I wonder who's that was?)
What about "Senior Stylist"
Well fuck me, I never thought I'd see a conversation from Easton-Ellis's American Psycho taking place for real! Read it and think about your next forays into this thread carefully please...
Put whatever sounds good....it doesn't matter if it's true or not, as long as it sounds good!
As I say when people ask for my title...big name, small man though!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
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Executive Tossbag sounds good.
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