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Old 11th March 2008, 23:04   #16 (permalink)
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^ Eh? What did you say?? I can't hear you!
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^ Eh? What did you say?? I can't hear you!
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Twat did you say?....I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.



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[quote="Bandini"]Post an image of a key chain and I'll consider giving you a green[/QUOTE
I can't......sorry I sold my key-chain today to a deaf woman.....
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Re: That farang Bum by the Sukhumvit MRT...

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You should have walked up behind her and roared like a lion as loud as you could in her ear. Admittedly, this would of made you look rather strange in front of the other customers, but it would also of revealed the scam before their very eyes.
Or get right next to her with a police whistle and blow as loud as you can. Or hold one of those portable air horns next to her ear and let loose.
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Old 11th March 2008, 23:43   #21 (permalink)
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Or get right next to her with a police whistle and blow as loud as you can. Or hold one of those portable air horns next to her ear and let loose.
Or, or or um.....FIRECRACKERS!! Even DYNAMITE!!!

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Old 11th March 2008, 23:53   #24 (permalink)
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May well be a scamster. The city's big enough to get away with this kind of thing for a long time. I've had foreigners approach me in London with similar tales.
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May well be a scamster. The city's big enough to get away with this kind of thing for a long time. I've had foreigners approach me in London with similar tales.
May well?! I think a farang pulling this stunt in Thailand almost confirms it.

As for the other comment, I hardly think the size of Bangkok has anything to do with how long scams carry on. The filth here are the biggest scammers by far. And they certainly let all manner of con games against foreigners carry on year after year without apparently ever doing anything to stop them.

These Thai monkeys who position themselves at the side of temples (you'd think the apparent disrespect involved would prompt something to be done) and at various skytrain exits (Siam for example) are there day after day, year after year, pulling their scams on gullible first-timers. The scam artists look completely at ease and undisturbed by the fear of getting caught. No doubt the filth take a cut.
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Matthew, what was he doing and what was written?
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Matthew, what was he doing and what was written?
If you squint just a bit, it says:

"I have no work and no ticket back to....(unclear.)"

Not sure what the Thai says. The English plays on the sympathies of farangs and hints at a situation that most people would fear to be in. Fear and sympathy are great motivators. The Thai writing must similarly play on Thai fears and sympathies. My guess:

"No give, ghost get you."
"No give, you come back as shit beetle."
"You give, other people think you good."
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"No give, ghost get you."
"No give, you come back as shit beetle."
"You give, other people think you good."


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Let's all go to Bangkok with our own signs saying "this guy is a piece of shit, it's a scam" and you could add : "(please give me 10% of whatever you were planning on giving him, coz I have to waste my time and I saved you 90%!)" in English and Thai and then follow this guy around where ever he goes, we could easily set up a scedule so that every ajarner on this forum has a day to follow this guy round (could easily cover 2 months or so, he should give up after that) .

waddya say guys? sounds good? could be good for a laugh or two
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"(please give me 10% of whatever you were planning on giving him, coz I have to waste my time and I saved you 90%!)" in English and Thai and then follow this guy around
Kikiat, I like the way you think, that should be fun, at least.
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