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yer GAY!Originally Posted by Mahatma
"Goddamn it Lord, bless oh ye this bacon..."
George Liquor American
You coulda' said that 28 pages ago and saved us all alot of time!
"It'd be the best gig around, if it wasn't for the f#*king kids!"
-Bozo the Clown reflecting on his career
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He's gay/bi or a closet ladyboy
Thank you
He's a straight troll in gay apparel...
...mildly entertaining, though
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
Sorry Re. I'm not usually one for vulgarities, but we shared some beautiful time together.Did you get your end wet ? Or do I have to read the whole thread ?
She showed up for a talk last night, there were tears, I explained it was the drink and the forcefullness of her 2 friends that made me so weak for temptation, but I think I've salvaged more time with those cute lil dimples, gorgeous lil giggle and seductively slender curves, we'll see this weekend.
My mate (well I like him anyway) watched a doc on blokes that fuck cars (something like 12 or so in the world).....had one chap caught on tape in a carp park kissing cars etc.
Had another young bloke talk about when he first told his room mate:
I love my car!
Yeah me too!
Nah....I really love my car!
I know what you mean mate!!!
Nah, I fuck my car!
Bye!!!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
Ah that old chesnut. Have you seen the 'crying game'?
'Creature' is suitable, I dont think there's any homophobia in that.
It's not like I'm sat in the pub saying 'Bloody shirtlifters this, faggots that' trying to act all macho is it.
That reminds me of what Paula Yeats said when she was asked about Michael Hutchence going out on an auto erotic wank...she said I hope he tried everything...and I mean everything...why not? end of quote
...but that is her opinion...and everybody has one.
My missus definitely wouldn't agree to it...she is the original Thai madonna FFS...and as for anal sex it ain't really a fetish for me if I could put it that way...so although I have looked twice at the occasional beautiful LB I wouldn't know what to do with the dear boy
It's one of my favourite movies...well written, directed and especially acted...except for Forest Whittakers fake Carib accent and terrible bowling action...which cricket club was that?
Last edited by kiwiling; 6th June 2008 at 10:23. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
OK, am only 1/2 way through this classic thread, post #250 but when I saw this...
Probably eso.
On my recent trip back to the US I had to make a stop at one of the most famous adult shops on Capitol Hill in Seattle called The Crypt. I needed to buy some, ahem, mechanical hardware that's not available here in LOS. The selection at this place is overwhelming and as I wandered around the store I came across the most extraordinary display of butt plugs. An entire shelf from one end of the shop to the other of multi-racial butt plugs all arranged by size from left to right. Can you guess what the biggest baddest one of them all on the far right was called? 'The Bulldozer'
:shudder:
Follow the three R’s: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.
--Erma Bombek
I've still got some of the "Got lube?" stickers that had to be put on the penetrative products.
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What, stuck on the back of your Honda?
Might want to check this out (supposedly not as good though) then....same director, similar subject matter:
Breakfast on Pluto (2005)
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
No, me either.STOP the presses!!....didn't read down to the end of your post. Funny,...that final 'gash' scene I,....cannot remember.Perhaps it was cut? (Pardon the pun.)
They seem to breed 'em out my way, really cute ones too, and the answer is no, but then I haven't been approached while alone and drunk yet...
Last edited by WilliamBlake; 6th June 2008 at 13:58. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
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