Thread: What should I do - LB attraction.

I don't wish to be indecent, but I don't know what to do.

My experience with you-know-what began back in 2001 when I first came here on hols - you're prolly familiar with the story - boy pays for stunning lil Asian thing, stunning lil Asian thing ends up having a lil thingmabob instead of a watchacallit, boy ends up regurgitating his Bic Mac meal in shock/horror at the unbelievable situation and fleas the scene as quick as poss.

Well, the years have passed and the desire/experiences have kind of snowballed (pardon the pun) - albeit quite slowly.

I am now quite attracted to one I know, and am beside myself with the whole situation.

What should I do? I'm not, you know, gay. I never will be gay, but the attraction to 'her' is so strong.

What should I do? I have no idea which path to take!

Originally Posted by Mahatma

fleas the scene as quick as poss

an itchy situation for sure

Sure K, but it's such a major crossroads, I don't know what I want to do. Just looking for some advice maybe

marry him/her/it

I don't think I could Z, could I? No, shirley not.

That's good advice Robi.. it's just the thought of a you-know, an outty as opposed to an innie

but then there's the attraction, my God the attraction! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Originally Posted by Mahatma

That's good advice Robi.. it's just the thought of a you-know, an outty as opposed to an innie

Just exactly why do you feel that way?

I remember something George Carlin said many years ago. (paraphrased) "If you're in a dark room and you meet someone and you touch them and they touch you. Then you start rubbing each other and it feels really good. You are rubbing on them and they are rubbing on you...and then the lights come on and you are trained to go, 'AAAAAAAAAH!' " Is this YOU thinking this way or is the way you were brought up?

Mahatma, if you are truly attracted to this person then by all means go on out on a date. See how it goes. Just because the equipment you encounter might be a little different is no reason to go, "AAAAAAAH!"

Exactly Macca, there' ain't know problem in giving, that's for sure. But of course, I don't know if it would be fair them being in a relationship where they don't get to 'give' as it were, I mean - i'm not a, you know - gay.

Originally Posted by Mahatma

I mean - i'm not a, you know - gay.

You, um, say that with a bit of hesitation. Are you perhaps bi-curious but don't want to come out of the closet about it?

Originally Posted by robitusson

That's te advantage of an lb. You've got an innie and an outtie with the pre-op ones. Bend it in mate, bend it in.

I'm not too sure them having 'an outtie' is an advantage in my book though.