Wake up late. 8 hours sleep minimum.
Bacon and cheese omelet, hash browns, sourdough toast and lotsa' coffee refills while reading a couple papers.
A massive "constitutional" (bowel movement).
A nap.
18 holes of golf (break 90), 27 if the spirit is willing.
A real leisurely shower and shave with real HOT water.
Dinner (and this is the hard part) is a New England delicacy; fried clams (unlimited tartar sauce) with fries and slaw...and maybe rings too. Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream for dessert.
Crack open a Tiger, pour it on ice and sit down to watch "From Here to Eternity" with Geow. Make it to the bar fight scene before we adjourn to the bedroom, candles flickering and hip hop music setting the mood.
Geow departs. One last bag of Lay yellow and a diet coke.
One last shower, teeth brushed and safely horizontal now it begins to darken...
P.S. I don't know where to squeeze in the chuk wow but it would be there.
And you?
Play Jokes on People
take the dogs for a walk
play with daughter
blow job off the wife
full english brekky
line of coke
international buffet somewhere nice
go for a few beers
adternoon tiffin with the missus
a good curry
nice bottle of red
smoke some good bud
play with kid
take dogs for a walk
last game on the wii
bj
watch 2005 champs leauge final again
kop out
Serial Wolf Bagger
Get two rounds of golf in with two beautiful Thai caddies and post 38 holes
Make sure I am with my kids.
Too long in Exile, too long not singing my song.
Too long like a rolling stone, Too long in exile
Too long in Exile, baby you just arent my friend.
Too long in Exile my friend, Baby you can never go home again.
Some hardcore drugs.
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
i'd probably take the day off work
Male or Female ?Originally Posted by kiwiling
Get two rounds of golf in with two beautiful Thai caddies and post 38 holes
^female would be 42 holes, eh?
I'd probably spend mine exacting revenge.
I'd repent and praise Jesus.
Ya never know, ya know.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
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