Thread: Honk if you identify with Jesus

Originally Posted by stfranalum

tomcat is such a wind-upper

but he is bloody hilarious.

Originally Posted by stfranalum

evangelicalism is the A#1 reason why its spreading, like, sorry to say, fire.

I thought the main way was getting the girls pregnant...and keeping them pregnant...and brianwashing the kids...then getting them pregnant...and keeping them pregnant.

Originally Posted by stfranalum

that is to say, that shoving relision down people's throats, by no stretch of the immagination, works wonders.

ooh, i mean, it works miracles

no one likes being preached to, except the millions of converts, who for them was the way they learned about the church.

There is no greater evil that the enslavement by the parochial system. As for "converts," let's not forget the estimated four million pagans and other property owners who were tortured and killed, and then had their lands and property confiscated by the Church to pay for their "conversion."

Yeah, conversion worked miracles all right.

Originally Posted by tomcat

your...um...point

point was to jest and joke.

purpose of honking is similar im guessing? maybe this was serious and i missed the larger point and context. or im just not funny. pick one and let my secretary know about it.

Originally Posted by kiwiling

the main way was...getting the girls pregnant...and keeping them pregnant.

youre right. thats is the A#1.

i was referring to A#1, clause 3. Obviously.

Originally Posted by crew

Jesus Christ, if only I were this stupid; life would be so less complex.

Yeah, I'm sure your life is very complicated.

Whining about your country, hating the eeeevil Bushie and making fun of people who believe in God. That sounds pretty damn complicated, moron.

Originally Posted by nuckingfutz

Yeah, I'm sure your life is very complicated.

Whining about your country, hating the eeeevil Bushie and making fun of people who believe in God. That sounds pretty damn complicated, moron.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that you can't call another person a moron if you believe someone who claims God told him that everybody better do what he said.

Moses took you hostage by claiming that God would destroy your soul if you don't do what he said. Those Israelites would have been better off to smite Moses and hope that he didn't tell that soul destroyer where they all lived.

and now, my self-applause

Originally Posted by TarasBalba

my self-applause

(the chorus of atheist angels)

Originally Posted by Guy Mandude

I identify with jesus because we're both Jews. Actually, I was raised Jewish then became a narcissist.