My phone, for me, is there for convenience. If I could live and conduct my life without it, I would.
I keep it on vibrate and it stays in my pocket so I know when it goes off.
I don't walk around with it in my hand.
I don't strap a pair of headphones to it and play music with it.
I don't clip it to my waist or belt.
I detest those blue tooth things in peoples ears, to me they stink of an attempt at self importance (especially in this country).
I detest people who try and conduct a conversation with me face to face while also conducting one with a person on the phone.
If I am riding a motrsai taxi I do not expect the driver to answer it whilst bombing down the f**king road doing 70. But he has to, doesn't he? and I insist always that he pulls over.
If, on the rare occasion, my phone does ring, I don't let it ring a few times so a few poeple can "notice" that I own a phone and then talk loudly into it. (It vibrates anyway so that would be impossible).
For some people phones are an addiction, a fashion item they must be seen to have.
I don't swear by the camera on my phone. In fact it is shit. If I wanna take pictures I have a camera.
I don't bother, like some people, to connect my phone to the net and check my mail. That is shit and for people with better eyesight than me. I find that pointless. Again, if I wanna check mail, I go to a computer.
I don't strap a dildo to it and f**k myself with it but I bet some people would by the way they worship them around here.
There are many more annoyances I could list here..... aren'tthere?
I would love for these days to return:
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there is some evidence starting to come in that if you keep it in your pocket it can cause lower sperm count and some research that those who use it against one side of their head on a regular basis is shown to negatively affect that side of the brain over the long term. short term though it supposedly stimulates brain activity like caffeine.




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