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7th September 2008, 14:08
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1900
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Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
I worked at the office yesterday along with our staff of 23, women mostly. We are a teacher placement agency.
My wife asked me the day before to use our Internet to find a good local shop where she could get a facial. Hells bells! Some really awful-looking images came up, like an open mouth with some ugly drippings all over the peroral area.
Then horror struck. Five of the office ladies were standing behind me, two of whom are my superiors. I frantically tried to stop a slew of more like images popping up and in so doing must have made an errant click.
Then horror times ten struck when I restarted my computer. The home page on every computer on our office network is now some ghastly website called, Black Dicks in White Chicks.
Has anyone else had an experience like this? Thank you in advance.
Oh, and where can my wife get a facial in Bangkok? Thank you again in advance for your kindness.
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7th September 2008, 14:11
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
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7th September 2008, 14:14
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zehner
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
where's colombia? this fecker has stolen his favourite joke!!
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7th September 2008, 14:15
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lasher
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
I stumbled across old farts in young tarts the other day 
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7th September 2008, 14:17
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zehner
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
you are setting a poor example lasher....admin are meant to rise above this goop
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Now, to pry into roots, to finger slime,
To stare, big-eyed Narcissus, into some spring
Is beneath all adult dignity. I rhyme
To see myself, to set the darkness echoing.
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7th September 2008, 14:37
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jonny danger
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
Quote:
Originally Posted by lasher
I stumbled across old farts in young tarts the other day 
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7th September 2008, 14:41
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jimbo
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
I'll help you 1900, IF YOU HELP ME!! 
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7th September 2008, 14:43
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jonny danger
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
a reach around?
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7th September 2008, 14:44
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
cakefarts.com has got to be on the wierder fringes of pornography. It does what it says on the tin - hot chix farting onto chocolate cakes.
This is why the muslims hate us.
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7th September 2008, 14:50
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jonny danger
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
I'm buying more hard drive for that one.
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7th September 2008, 14:53
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
OP, this one is just TOO easy! Bubba, the muslims ALSO hate us for Shitcity.com!
(You can thank me for not being able to sleep tonight!)
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7th September 2008, 14:56
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jimbo
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
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a reach around?
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In light of the op I was hoping for a slightly sleazier option! 
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7th September 2008, 15:03
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jonny danger
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
with a claw hammer?
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7th September 2008, 15:06
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jimbo
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7th September 2008, 15:09
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jonny danger
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Re: Assistance please for my wife in Bangkok
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