See, there is always a silver lining... just heard a news report that the funeral industry is expecting a bonanza this fiscal period given the expected rise in suicides and mortality rates from people without health insurance because of the current ecomomic crisis. Happy holidays everyone!
Wish I were a coffin maker....
Last edited by cluezo; 13th December 2008 at 13:01.
It's an ill wind...Originally Posted by cluezo
The great thing is, with an aging western population, this isn't a short term boom. Funeral services are going to become more and more in need. Buy the shares whilst they're cheap.
Good advice indeed. Have some green!
Oops, sorry -was just notified that I'm not allowed to give you anymore green...
And I can't give you any back.
Fucking Brownshirts! Ah, feel a ban coming....
You sordid little monkey
Indian last night?
Last edited by Lor Ling; 13th December 2008 at 14:54. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
Signature schmignature.....
I think you heard wrong. This isn't going to happen.
You probably just misunderstood the news report.
Lucy
See, there is always a silver lining... just heard a news report that the funeral industry is expecting a bonanza this fiscal period given the expected rise in suicides and mortality rates from people without health insurance because of the current ecomomic crisis. Happy holidays everyone!
Wish I were a coffin maker....
Shit, of all the luck... nothing ever good happens..I think you heard wrong. This isn't going to happen.
You probably just misunderstood the news report.
Lucy
I once read that there are only three constants in life
Sex
Taxes
Death
So, if you want to be recession proof either become a hooker or an undertaker.
Either way, the taxman will be after your hard earned money.
You forgot one: Spouses.
I supposer they'd account for all three then.
gotta a point there Welshman...
I can assure you hookers are the first to feel the pinch
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