We kept waiting
Still nothing changes
It's a shame
Don't laugh! I KNOW it's her.
She's my cousin.
"Posting quick reply, please wait."
-A contradiction in terms.
Horsy face or big feet, I'd still.
At least I am honest with myself.
One. If she knows how to play the game.Originally Posted by Nick
I'd too.
But not for 2.5 mill.
Last edited by WilliamBlake; 13th January 2009 at 11:30. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
"How many women have you had in this bed?"
"Including you? 13."
"So I'm unlucky 13, huh?"
"Don't be silly baby. You were lucky 7."
She looks like a hound in those pictures, those pictures are professionally done and most likely photoshoped.... just imagine what she REALLY looks like. No wonder she's a virgin!
Daniel Bedingfield claimed that his new album is what it would sound like if Sting, Stevie Wonder and Micheal Jackson were in a basement together - I haven't got the album so I'll have to imagine the sound of a blind bloke and a Geordie kicking the shit out of a pedophile.
Sounds a fair enough theory to me...a ladyboy it is then
Saucy virgins? I would have no idea
Yep, 2.5 million pounds for a guarenteed crap shag. I can't believe that I've been providing that kind of quality for free
"It's hard to cheer when a newspaper closes. Even one you're slightly scared of, like the Daily Mail. Even though the Mail isn't technically a newspaper, more a serialised Necronomicon."
Like Kirsty Alley did for Ted Danson in Cheers...a bloody classic if ever there was
She's not so bad, but it does seem a bit over-priced. I'd rather buy a Range Rover Sport and pocket the change.
If 6 of the 7 dwarves were not Happy, does that prove that dwarves are generally an unhappy lot?
surprised I got no offers
Here are some more pics of her. She is not worth 2.5m in my humble opinion.
All the more power to her if she is able to raise that type of dough tho. I seriously doubt that anyone would want to pay any money to the entrepreneuring gents on these forums. You might get someone name "Bubba" interested but for some reason I dont think he would be a good paying customer.
So a man walks over to a woman in a bar and says "I'll give you a million dollars if you sleep with me."
The woman says "You got it!"
The man than says "How about one-hundred dollars?"
She slaps him and retorts "What kind of a woman do you think I am?"
"We already know what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price!"
more time for wastin'
roflSo a man walks over to a woman in a bar and says "I'll give you a million dollars if you sleep with me."
The woman says "You got it!"
The man than says "How about one-hundred dollars?"
She slaps him and retorts "What kind of a woman do you think I am?"
"We already know what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price!"
the last pic she looks doable, the first two : whow, whow, who let the dogs out? whow, whow, who......Here are some more pics of her. She is not worth 2.5m in my humble opinion.
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2.5 million quid, no way ho say
how many of those 5,000 dollar hos can one get, remember that american congress dude that shagged hos for 5,000 dollars a night (or a pop?)
2.5 million quid, I could retire, get something like 200.000 baht a month on interest, and fuck a different bird every fookin' night, I'm sure one will manage to get a virgin in there once a year.
Sometimes my mind wanders, sometimes it leaves completely
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23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
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Not worth 2quid 50p never mind 2.5m
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