Thread: Bank Fraud Warning

CRIME ON THE RISE – WATCH YOUR POCKETS AND BANK ACCCOUNTS FROM NEW CRIME SYNDICATE OPERATING GLOBALLY

The serious fraud squad today issued a serious warning to criminal activity in the recession. There has been a massive increase in reported muggings, theft and fraud. The most vulnerable victims have been targeted such as pensioners, savers, shoppers and the poor. Police believe that a well organised and funded organised crime syndicate , called 'the investment banking club', has robbed pensioners of their savings and income, committed trillions of dollars of fraud, and walked out of banks literally with 100s of billions of cash stuffed in their pockets.

It is believed that this organised crime syndicate has infiltrated and corrupted the SEC, SFA, Bank of England, Federal Reserve and major western governments. Hence members of this club are still brazenly flashing their ill gotten wealth and are openly stealing 10s billions of cash. Members of this once elite club, that now operates under equal opportunities policies (they will accept applicants from ANY public school irrespective of how many peasants it takes in on charitable terms) are believed to undergo secret brain washing learnt from the Moonies. Cambridge and Oxford Universities pioneered these brain washing techniques and the brainwashees believe that are "the best because we are the best". These criminals can often be spotted when their eyes glaze over and they chant "bonuses need to be paid to keep the best talent" despite the fact that these banks have historically never made money and keep requiring tax payers bailouts of the 10 yearly banking collapse. These people are "no better than social security scroungers" an unnamed source said, however 'investment bankers' require state handouts in 100s billions to buy yachts rather than 100s to buy food.

If you are a victim of these 'investment bankers' (and nearly everyone is) then look for 'Das Kapital' in your local library. Remember tell your children that "Crime always pays trillions" and hope that one day they will be fortunate enough to rob pensioners savings to pay for an extra yacht.

Good rant.

Now on a more practical note here is something I just learned. It hadn't occured to me before.

When at an ATM machine you should use your hand to cover the keyboard.

There has been quite quite an increase in theft where organizations have been tapping into overhead CCTV cameras to "steal" PIN numbers. Apparently this can be done at fairly long range, even with cameras not directly used by the bank.

Caution is the key as folks become desperate.

card skimming is very common in Europe these days, and they hardly ever get caught.