I'd disappear or get too drunk too quick to take part.
I'd disappear or get too drunk too quick to take part.
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Thou shalt not mess with another mans sloth.....
PB is fun....pretend you're Vic Morrow from Combat......take an extra tshirt to stuff down the front of your daks...fella I was with got one in the nuts and went to hospital!!
Having read you guys' posts (thanks) and looking at paintball info elsewhere on the net, it does sound like you can get hurt. I think the only way to guarantee you emerge from the ordeal unscathed is to dress up as Robocop.
I've had another idea. Perhaps while people are either drowning in the river, screaming for mercy as they cop another paint pellet in the knackers, or getting decapitated by out of control ATVs, I could sit on the balcony with my I-pod and listen to a Joy Division album.
What people like about me is that I'm not afraid to call a spade a soil redistribution implement.
Is sitting at the resort bar drinking and watching sports an option? If not I would go along with the others with the paintball.
Just start limping as you arrive at the resort...claim your not sure what it is but it's only bad enough to stop you from exerting yourself...safe and sorted.![]()
u old get! paintballing should deffo be 1 of the things u do before dying. Itz great fun & u should really giv it a go.
Place I went we had paint grenades too. Was out in a forest tucked up next to a log & the idea was to attack this shack & rescue some1 inside. Most of my team were dead like. Adrenalin was pumping & the team counted on me to carry out & complete the mission. The opposition were suppressing my position by bombarding my area with shots. I couldn't move & it wasn't too comfortable to pitch up there either! A beaded trail of sweat dribbled down my face mask & the actions of lobbing a hand grenade towards the shack window, followed by a crazed shooting charge, was adrenalin pumped. I was like Rambo without a bandana. I rocked! Thought I deserved a medal for my heroic actions & still do.
...then we had cup cakes & strwaberry milkshakes
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