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    sick buffalo treatment

    I actually had a sick buffalo story for myself. Now I know how much it really costs.
    First when I got the news about the cattle being sick or at least one of them I suddenly started to sweat because I thought a demand for some cash would come.
    When I reluctantly asked: "how much?" she said "Just 60 baht. Last time I had the vet come togive the injection but that was too expensive at 300 baht."
    So if you ever have a bar girl tell you a sick buffalo story and you want to be kind, give her 60 baht. She will wish she had asked you about money for the taxi.

    Althoug I understand those are not buffalos we were talking about but I am not the farmer in this relationship. I have just one buffalo and that's my avatar.

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    Re: sick buffalo treatment

    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    I have just one buffalo and that's my avatar.
    That buffalo in your avatar looks ill, what have you been feeding him on, rocks?

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    Yes, 60 baht's enough to use the Internet for an hour, at least. Then she can ask some real dumb farang for some real cash for a 'sick buffalo'.

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    I actually priced a buffalo about a year ago.
    $700 USD for an adult male 5-7 years old, in Nong Khai.
    About the same as a second-hand motosai in good shape.
    With the price of gasoline these days, it might be cheaper to ride the kwai.
    Food for the beast also yields a commodity.
    And you score some serious cool points with the ladies.

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    "Would you like to come back and see my buffalo?"

    Hmm.

    I'll try it and let you know.

    I live on 11th floor so this one should be interesting....
    Migrated

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    Me dad's a vet, I will fly him out if it's an emergency!

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    My momma is a.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snaff
    My momma is a.....
    Cartman, I knew it was your mum on the front cover!

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    Moved to the pub.

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    move happy today aren't you

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