Thread: Kill Me If I'm a Still Regular Poster After This Post.

I'd love to read this engaging thread, but i need to piss.

Can anyone do a summary in 10 lines or less?

BTW, that's not 10 lines of coke either

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

Can anyone do a summary in 10 lines or less?

1. Shirtlifter bored and depressed.
2. Wants to die but too scared to do it himself.
3. Changed mind about wanting someone to do him in.
4. Months later .. still depressed .. still seeking attention.
5. Can't understand the concept of "A change is as good as a holiday" and is still dragging his bum around Thailand.

Five lines .. will that do?

Originally Posted by keekwai

1. Shirtlifter bored and depressed. 2. Wants to die but too scared to do it himself. 3. Changed mind about wanting someone to do him in. 4. Months later .. still depressed .. still seeking attention. 5. Can't understand the concept of "A change is as good as a holiday" and is still dragging his bum around Thailand.

Is that the over dramatized version that will appear in cinemas in 2021?

Originally Posted by po3try

over dramatized version

I thought Matty would appreciate a little drama ..

That's a pity .. seeing as he wrote "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" .. It would have tied in nicely!

No excuses!

Originally Posted by keekwai

Five lines .. will that do?

Fine effort kee.

Originally Posted by keekwai

Shirtlifter

Originally Posted by Matthew

my brother's the Steven Sondheim fanatic though