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Dont do it Dude. You'll regret it. I should have started a dissertation proposal today but instead Ive spent my time asking LDMA to wear Dave Sperling stylee beret - in red as it brings out his natural colours - taken the pish out of some Nakorn Sri thammarat TEFLers garden furniture, jumped on the bandwagon of ripping into the TEFler turned dodgy car saleman and entered into banter with Monsier Cyrile regards Delboy being a godlike figure and Arfur Daily being Jesus Christ reincarnate.
Its all a waste of time.
And now my beer is getting warm whilst I type this worthless shite to you, and I dont even know you, and all the time this empty proposal is sat there, across the table winkling at me. And its 7pm now, which means its spliffoclock so fuck all accomplished this evening.
Kill your user name.
I want to live like a poor man,but with a lot of money
Run.
Run now.
Run while you still have the breath in your body.
The rest of us are doomed.
DOOMED say I.
For the love of all that's good and holy...
RUN.
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
How do you want to go?
A Proud Canadian.
I think death by chandelier and a concoction made primarily out of alcopops. See ya soon Matthew.I've managed to quit weekend postings, although that might be because I'm usually too fucked to type.
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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Nah, admit it. The real reason is that weekend posting screams to the world "I am a soulless, friendless hermit with no drive, nor ambition and I've come to a tropical paradise full of beautiful women where I sit in my one-room carpetless dungeon, stare for hours at a computer screen and spout drivel on the internet about my favourite breed of dog, or the last time I went to the 7-11, to a bunch of borderline personality cases and sloth-fanciers whom most sensible people would move countries to avoid."Originally Posted by Getorfmoiland
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
Nah, admit it. The real reason is that weekend posting screams to the world "I am a soulless, friendless hermit with no drive, nor ambition and I've come to a tropical paradise full of beautiful women where I sit in my one-room carpetless dungeon, stare for hours at a computer screen and spout drivel on the internet about my favourite breed of dog, or the last time I went to the 7-11, to a bunch of borderline personality cases and sloth-fanciers whom most sensible people would move countries to avoid."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!" Jacob Marley
"Herb is the healing of a nation; alcohol the destruction." Bob Marley
"A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine." Marley and Me
I feel your pain. My half complete research proposal continues to glare at me from the other end of my desk. I mus finish it and resist the urge to post a picture of my favourite nurse...
...a dress on a man can say that this person works in the cabaret or a cross-dressing or both
Boom
^ But what do you do after you kick her out because you can't remember her name and she can only say "hel low dah ling", and you can't face the world because just putting your toothbrush close to your mouth hits the gag reflex? Ah yes, replace Ajarn with PS2 until you feel vaguely human then head straight back to where you left the previous evening/this morning. Still, beats Stella fuelled fighting in "The Wanker and Grope".
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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You get on here and post a picture of your favourite nurse.
Obviously.
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
And masterbate in between posts, proposals, pics of nurses, and Matty's predicament......well, some might.
I want to live like a poor man,but with a lot of money
...masturbate!...
...only wankers misspell that owrd...
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
Still waiting on the nurse...
Look at them yo-yos
That's the way ya TEFL
You play the hang-man in a sweet EP
No, that ain't workin'
That's the way ya TEFL
Get your Thai baht for nothin' and your giks for free...
WB, I think this one's right up your strasse!
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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^ Mate....hand on heart...I was thinking should I put a pic of Hattie Jacques up......great minds that were raised on Carry on Films huh???
CLASS!!!
Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
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