Kill Me If I'm a Still Regular Poster After This Post.

**Matthew** · 11th February 2010 11:41

Originally Posted by 8ball

giv up the ciggies 1st lar,,,,,,they'll kill u u'll breathe easier,,,,think clearer,,,,,enjoy ur food more,,,,an ur sex life will improve = happier advice from a survivor,,,,,,take it or leave it lar

thx m8. gud advice.

imo 8ball's the man for responding to the SPIRIT of the OP rather than being wound around by all the 'flounce' internet nonsense.

you're my fave straight

---Update---

this is why i've stayed up till now - speedos with brains too!

**panhunger** · 11th February 2010 13:34

Originally Posted by Desertexile

Took me 5 wasted minutes to find that out.

We're patiently waiting for your flounce thread.

**po3try** · 11th February 2010 14:06

It's an internet forum. It's just something to do to waste time. If I quit here I'd just be watching more movies, wanking or staring into space.

**Getorfmoiland** · 11th February 2010 14:11

Originally Posted by po3try

wanking or staring into space.

Do both at the same time?

Go on, multitask.

**crew** · 11th February 2010 14:34

Originally Posted by Getorfmoiland

Go on, multitask.

i can rub my cock and pat my balls at the same time.

Originally Posted by po3try

If I quit here I'd just be...

i think we've got ourselves another thread.

**Hollow** · 11th February 2010 15:07

Jesus... this whole thread is depressing.

**crew** · 11th February 2010 15:10

^ Yes Father but you have created these people in your own image.

**Getorfmoiland** · 11th February 2010 15:12

Originally Posted by crew

i can rub my cock and pat my balls at the same time.

But can you do that to someone else, that's where the money is!

**Camel Toe** · 11th February 2010 18:54

Originally Posted by Matthew

Shit, that WAS a classic.

---Update---

Christ...here I go...

I'm just using my gay 'forum woes' to animate some of the dhammic knots I'm attempting to untie just now.

Of course, if I were to go into that any more, as above with that fetter stuff, I'd really come across as mad.

And then fewer people would take my shoebox gems advice seriously.

with a weeks proper training, i can jack-off and hit a 10 baht coin on the fly from 3.5 meters.

**3leggedkitty** · 11th February 2010 19:29

it's all in the squeeze innit.

**tomcat** · 11th February 2010 19:43

"...with a weeks proper training, i can jack-off and hit a 10 baht coin on the fly..."

...I assume the fly has also had a little training...

**Cyrille** · 11th February 2010 19:55

Originally Posted by Hollow

Jesus... this whole thread is depressing

Chriist you're such a twat.

**3leggedkitty** · 11th February 2010 20:00

Originally Posted by tomcat

"...with a weeks proper training, i can jack-off and hit a 10 baht coin on the fly..."

...I assume the fly has also had a little training...[COLOR="Silver"]

i can imagine how heavy a 10b coin would be to the poor little fucker.