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    Beer monster night out

    I've got Durty Nelly's Irish pub on Sukhumwit to donate a keg of beer (55 pints) for an ajarn competition winner to share with his / her friends in a single evening of outrageous binge drinking. If you fancy the sudden urge to eat a doner kebab at one in the morning and to wake up the next morning and say "never again" - this is the competition for you!

    Also on the ajarn competition page is the chance to win a 2-day eco-trek in Chiang Mai and also a night out at the Bull's Head.

    You've got to be in it to win it!

    Competitions | Ajarn Street | Teaching English in Thailand
    The worst job in Thailand must be the man who has to sit down with a blue marker pen and mark a number two on the two-baht coins to stop people thinking they are one-baht coins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangkok Phil View Post
    on the ajarn competition page is the chance to win a 2-day eco-trek in Chiang Mai
    ...unfortunately, Jumbo's in the garage having her stumps filed...what is first prize again?...
    ...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...

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    Smashing! Fingers crossed....

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    hang on... michael fassbander (who is aparantly a real person) was born in Heidelberg, Germany. Sean bean is from shefield. liam neeson is from northern ireland (making him british). so the only real paddy would be colin farrell.

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    OK, I changed it to 'According to Wikipedia, which of the following is not classed as an 'Irish actor'?
    The answer is still the same.

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    I didn't know the answer to any of them but it was worth a try.


    :WHOEVER WINS: I'm a nice guy, fancy givinig me 10pints of singha? I'll chat to you and everything!!!!

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    If I win (yeah right) everyone is welcome to a few pints!
    Daniel Bedingfield claimed that his new album is what it would sound like if Sting, Stevie Wonder and Micheal Jackson were in a basement together - I haven't got the album so I'll have to imagine the sound of a blind bloke and a Geordie kicking the shit out of a pedophile.

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    I wonder how many emails you'll get Phil, telling you that it's irresponsible to have a beer competition for teachers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pants View Post
    I wonder how many emails you'll get Phil, telling you that it's irresponsible to have a beer competition for teachers
    Mr Blister has flounced

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    I bet it's the most popular comp out of the lot!

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    The problem is that it needs to be won by a person with a few mates.
    It's no good someone winning it and the only people they can take with them is a 6-stone Filipina and an alcopop-sipping ladyboy. This is going to be a night for drinkers. Those that need three pints just to get the dust out of their throats.
    Even the Durty Nelly's gaffer has said he's not keen on three guys turning up and drinking 18 pints each on a Sunday lunchtime. And then walking round the pub and wrapping their arms around the Bangkok Post editor's missis and saying "you're me best mate you are" while dribbling saliva down her cleavage.

    ---------- Post added at 22:29 ---------- Previous post was at 22:26 ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Pants View Post
    I wonder how many emails you'll get Phil, telling you that it's irresponsible to have a beer competition for teachers
    Well, I have put an apology of sorts on the ajarn homepage.
    That said, I think I've probably kissed goodbye to any future invitations to the Thai TESOL conference. But they never sent me a feckin' invitation anyway.

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