These were in a local paper about Collingwood supporters (formerly a working class suburb) but really any football club would do...
Q. If you see a Collingwood supporter on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike...
Q. What is the first question at a Collingwood supporters' quiz night?
A. What are you lookin' at?
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a tracksuit?
A. The bride
Q. Two Collingwood supporters are in a car without any loud techno music, who is driving?
A. The police...
Papa was a rodeo - Mama was a rock'n'roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand