These were in a local paper about Collingwood supporters (formerly a working class suburb) but really any football club would do...

Q. If you see a Collingwood supporter on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A. It might be your bike...


Q. What is the first question at a Collingwood supporters' quiz night?

A. What are you lookin' at?


Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a tracksuit?

A. The bride


Q. Two Collingwood supporters are in a car without any loud techno music, who is driving?

A. The police...