Indeed... nothing worse than trying to thumb in a softy.
Jesus is coming, open your mouth!
...especially if your thumb is floppy, too...
...majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd...
I think its when the waiter serving the minestrone unknowingly has his thumb in the soup
''What's the difference between a straight guy and a bisexual?''
''Three pints of beer''
The types of jokes gay men make, but don't get pulled up on straightophobic charges like if it was the other way round.
Tomcat you never answered the gay hygeine questions about washing arses and lube etc...
...and a bowl of really good minestrone.
"Take this, brother; may it serve you well."
...with the waiter's thumb in it...
(sound of toys being thrown from pram)
Luckily this is an anonymous forum and you have no idea what Pat looks like