So my gik calls me today and starts going on and on about some buffalo business up in Issan.
I started laughing, thinking she was trying ye ole' "my granny's kwai is sick and we need money." "Wow" speaks zero English,btw.
I said, "listen sweets, you get xxx amount every month and it's your job to make the best of it."
She was confused when I changed the subject.
Finally I deduced that she wasn't asking for anything, she just called to tell me that her mother won the jackpot at the market festival and the prize is a free buffalo.
You send her money each month?
I sleep in the daytime, I
Work in the night time, I
Might not ever get home
They raffled a buffalo????
How do I win this free buffalo?
What does "granny" look like?
@WB: Yeh I help her out but I guess i shouldn't have said "gik." She's been promoted to Mia Noi2 recently.
@Dave: Can you handle getting pile-driven in the arse every couple of months and rubbing my head whilst I fall asleep?
@ctd7: Granny looks like a scraggly old Asian lady, whatdyatink?
@budd / F.F.: I'll get to the bottom of this, I'm flying up there tomorrow to see what all this kwai talk is about!
I gotta see a photo of the prize winning heifer!!
You must have seen those photos of prize winning bulls up in Isaan. The ones with massive cocks inexpertly photoshopped onto them.
Nuts In A Blender
^ Did that buffalo have an extraction as well?
Looks like the linking pin connecting the horns was pulled.
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My alternative universe...
Así pues, aquí estamos.
Fuckin horns are dragging its head down
Last edited by cluezo; 24th May 2011 at 05:40.