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**tomcat** · 4th May 2012 13:28

Originally Posted by William money

I’ve never known a “straight”gay

...you could probably have stopped there...

**Thinkingofachange** · 7th May 2012 22:23

There's a pretty simple solution to this problem: don't throw your fucking cigarette butts on the ground.

**Guy Mandude** · 8th May 2012 00:36

Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

don't throw your fucking cigarette butts on the ground.

Actually, by doing so, farang litterers are supporting the entire cottage industry of cigarette poachers who remove the tobacco from gutter-thrown cigs, then reroll and repackage the 'new' cigs in nice Marlboro boxes, complete with shrink-wrapping. Haven't you seen these enterprising tobacconists at work?

**Chang** · 8th May 2012 01:12

^
My father's last job before he retired was tending gardens at an old people's home in the UK.

One of their oldest residents was run over one afternoon as he collected cigarette butts from the centre of a dual carriageway.

The old fella's estate estate ran into hundreds of thousands of pounds ... he had been fiddling social security too.

**Fleabag** · 8th May 2012 01:41

Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

There's a pretty simple solution to this problem: don't throw your fucking cigarette butts on the ground.

A genius post. Looking forward to more insight.

**Guy Mandude** · 8th May 2012 10:17

Originally Posted by Chang

One of their oldest residents was run over one afternoon as he collected cigarette butts from the centre of a dual carriageway.

The old fella's estate estate ran into hundreds of thousands of pounds

And I'll bet the old codger's distant relations who never visited him or paid him any mind inherited his squirreled away fortune, right?

**Underdog Advantage** · 8th May 2012 10:32

Originally Posted by Chang

One dry cleaner remembered my name after an absence of almost three years.

What kind of state was your 'blanket' in when you took it for cleaning?

**Chang** · 8th May 2012 10:47

Originally Posted by Guy Mandude

I'll bet the old codger's distant relations who never visited him or paid him any mind inherited his squirreled away fortune, right?

Nope, most of it went in refunding social security he had swindled.

---Update---

Originally Posted by Underdog Advantage

What kind of state was your 'blanket' in when you took it for cleaning

hehe no, I simply moved back to an area I had moved away from.

**Underdog Advantage** · 8th May 2012 11:39

^

And this is harsh, but true:

Originally Posted by Thinkingofachange

There's a pretty simple solution to this problem: don't throw your fucking cigarette butts on the ground.

**Tolstoy** · 13th May 2012 08:24

bragging about doing something wrong and how you got out of it.

As underdog stated. Just clean up afteryourself.

Too bad you weren't in Singapore. I would love to watch them cane your ass for that disgusting habbit.

**tomcat** · 13th May 2012 09:13

Originally Posted by Tolstoy

I would love to watch them cane your ass

*sigh*...so would I...

**Guy Mandude** · 13th May 2012 21:15

Originally Posted by Tolstoy

I would love to watch them cane your ass

**Fleabag** · 14th May 2012 02:42

Originally Posted by Tolstoy

bragging about doing something wrong and how you got out of it.

As underdog stated. Just clean up afteryourself.

Too bad you weren't in Singapore. I would love to watch them cane your ass for that disgusting habbit.

Like how I watched them cane your ass on this forum eh Frankly