^Google is your friend. Unless of course you are just begging for another round of "Buncha fucken twats who...."
Everybody knows that it's
Words refer to Words
They wrestle endlessly with each other in an infinite dance.
Yet we seek a center on which to rest.
A stable presence.
A final place where all is clear and movement is no more.
A final death.
But the resting point is a wishful fantasy.
The imaginary centers we've constructed,
the pockets of solidity in the pulsing membranes of the void,
must be dissolved, exposed to friction,
invited to dance.This is Deconstruction.
Not a theory, not an idea,
but a practice.
To transcend the center
And dance within and beyond the words
(and the myriad structures which the words precede)
We must become
Hell, no. I dream of the day I can go into a supermarket and read every tabloid published everywhere in the world.
I'd love to meet her.....purely so I can tell her some sexist jokes....such as.....
What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You've told her twice already.
What's the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
When she slapped me (or worse), I'd tell her I was joking and that I would like to buy her a drink.
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So they can stand nearer to the sink.
Why is a bride's dress white?
Because the dishwasher should always match the fridge.
How do you annoy your girlfriend when you're having sex?
How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb.
None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
Why is it called a "waist"?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Why is a woman like a condom?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
(Hey, I'm just the messenger...)
...makes one wonder why it's garnered 4 pages of attention here...oh wait...I forgot...boredom...
There's a thread/...Is Thailand really so boring that people spend 14 hours a day on a forum talking about it?...
"You really want to save the planet?...the next time you see a hybrid car with a childseat... smash the window, remove the childseat and replace it with a box of condoms..." Doug Stanhope
yeah we should all be out looking at temples and stuff.