In 06 I was attracted to a Thai woman. She was a teacher. She was what I considered to be the most likely Thai girl for me. One day I invited her to the beach for dinner and chat.
We sat and talked and then I told her what I just told you. On the way home I stopped at a phone store to buy her a top-up baht she asked for. While we were in the store she asked the clerk to take out and show a 18,000-Baht Nokia in the display case. Ten minutes later she was asking me to buy it for her, after all we were about to be an item. Next time I saw her was about 6 months later. She was driving me to a lunch spot cross town in some Thai guy's car and that same model Nokia was in the console ringing.
These are the ones I like, early signs = low investment.
Those more sophisticated will act too proud to let you spend a penny on them .... at first. Have you ever gotten tennis elbow from reaching for your wallet too often?
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One for each of her bros and sis'.
when you have to start sending over more then £100 a week. My current one only wants £55 per week. Cant wait to see her
when she implies that, regardless of the rent, food, personal effects, that you are in some was taking the piss when you let her pay for that 1 dinner
just once... that one time. OK, it was a nice dinner...
When she says out loud "No money- No honey".
Oh my god! My brother just got arrested!
They have a sick buffalo
Daniel Bedingfield claimed that his new album is what it would sound like if Sting, Stevie Wonder and Micheal Jackson were in a basement together - I haven't got the album so I'll have to imagine the sound of a blind bloke and a Geordie kicking the shit out of a pedophile.
I wonder if buffaloes really do get sick. They look pretty hardy to me.
Where You Go?
Hello handsome man. Come inside have a look please. Welcome. Sit here OK. What you drink? Carlsberg no have. No have long time. Heineken same OK? Moment please. Have a look, many pretty lady for you.
You want? You want lady sit you tell me. What? OK, I sit with you. You handsome man. Pen knon arai? You speak Thai? Nit noi? I speak English little bit. Where you come from? America? Cannot. I think you look same same Hong Kong. No? Not same? Your face I think no look American. Live America, OK, I know, but your face look—OK, OK, American.
My name Lek.
You stay hotel? Work Thailand? Have condo? How long you stay Thailand? One year, why you no speak Thai? You need Thai teacher? I teach you Thai. You like Thailand? Sanook di mai? Khao jai mai? Oh, you can speak Thai. Geng maak. How old you? I think you look younger. You look – very good, very good. Me? Twenty-two. Work here two year. I no see you here before, you not come? I used to dancing dancing but now just welcome. Dancing too much talk talk okay better.
Can you buy me drink?
I come Buri Ram. You know? Isaan. North-east Thailand. Very beautiful. Many girl work here come Isaan, you know? You go Isaan? No? Very hot. Bangkok better, have friend here. Live with my sister. Father mother me have farm in Buri Ram, rambutan. You know rambutan? Only summer, aloi maak. Very good but money no good. You have brother sister? No? stay alone? Have wife? No? Girlfriend? I think you have many many. No?
Have no boyfriend. Have boyfriend before but no boyfriend now. Have Thai boyfriend Buri Ram but no good. Thai man no good, drink too much no work. I have farang boyfriend in Bangkok but he go back Israel. I no see him long time but he call me. He want me to stop work bar but he no give me money. I work bar send money to father mother Buri Ram, have no boyfriend. Have to take care sister me.
You buy drink for my friend? My sister, name Noi. Not same sister me live together, this my sister work bar. You have friend, can go with Noi. No? You like other lady, you tell me I bring. Me? You like me? You want I go with you. Can pay bar fine 500 baht OK? You like me I happy can go with you. OK mai?
Where you go?
You no like me? Where you go? I go with you. We go dancing OK? Have disco open late, I know can go. You pay bar I go with you. What? Meet you? I meet you? Cannot. Work here. You pay bar I go. You no pay bar I no go. Pay bar OK? Work late. After? After work go home? Can go dancing, but go now. You pay bar I go now. Why you no pay bar? Where you go?
OK, check. You give tip for me? No? You no like me? Where you go? Go home now? OK, I go with you! Just joking. Next time. You come back I go with you.
"You hap fy hunled baht.
Yessday I borrow moneeey, sheee.
Hab to pay back.
You gib money for me, errr, for she, fy hunled baht."
"That thing there's called a door, darlin'."
Funny shit 5anuk, but maybe ot