I false smile so much my face is cracked
Oi, Kate ya little strumpet, give me me teef back!
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much !"
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Dear old New Republic: can't they concentrate more on their own crumbling country - or have they given up on it?
When I was planning on leaving for my first trip (to the UK), I was told:
A. They have no toilets in Britain, so get used to using an outhouse.
B. Sew a Canadian flag on your backpack so terrorists don't kill you.
Now, this was from a guy in his 50s, and this happened back in the 90s. I don't know if he was taking the piss or was serious; considering the context, I sadly think it was the ladder.
I don't think it's an urban myth; there are a lot of stupid, terrified Americans out there.
latter--fucking hell, what a horrible mistake. If it's any excuse, I just woke up.
One of my strongest memories was when I first left America to live abroad--and continued to live abroad for a decade. I arrived in Heathrow with my 4 bags full of crap, got on the Underground, and rode the Piccadilly line into town. A few stops from the airport, this really sleazy looking middle-eastern guy went on board with his really thin, meth-addict looking girl with a hideous face but really sexy thin body--she was wearing tiny shorts and a light shirt, although it was maybe 14c and drizzling outside. The two of them snuggled and kissed the entire trip into town.