lost in translation. but this time murray falls for a 20 year old from buriram.
The Seven Year Itch
Noi gives expat Kevin from Blackburn something to remember her by. An irritating insight into Chonburi's pharmaceutical suppliers.
The Classics
Some Like It Hot: Adventures in non-air con hotel rooms and buses.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: A bargirl tries a new wig to entice a better class of clientele.
Breakfast at (Miss) Tiffany's: The pitfalls of falling for a shemale with expensive tastes.
I sleep in the daytime, I
Work in the night time, I
Might not ever get home
The Merchant of Venice II
In 21st century Venice-of-the-East, Bangkok....when a floating market merchant must default on a large loan from a Chinese-Thai moneylender for a friend with romantic ambitions, the bitterly vengeful creditor demands a gruesome payment instead.
Filmed on location at Floating Market, and along Klong Saen Sab
4 more years!
Speed 3 -
Keanu Reeves gets trapped on an all night bus from Bangkok to Chiang Mai. Someone has a poo and the toilet door falls of its hinges. The driver refuses to stop as he's had 17 red bulls and thinks he's only going 20 miles per hour and may be late. He's actually travelling close to the speed of sound.
Keanu has 10 minutes to get everyone off the bus or they'll be gassed to death.
Mission Impossible 5
Starring Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise stars as a teacher in Thailand who changes schools. His mission is to manage a smooth transition of his work permit/non b visa without leaving the country or getting a lawyer.
Forrest Gump 2 - 'Where the fuck are my legs. I just like....runnin'
Starring Tom Hanks
The cute disabled man arrives in Bangkok. He is befriended by some Thai dudes in a van. Forrest is happy at their offer of employment. His legs are hacked off and his eyes burned out with acid so he can make more money begging for his boss.
The tear-jerking tagline 'Life is like a box of chocolates? My arse' is enough to reduce even the most insensitive soul to tears.
".Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as 'brain dead idiots'. That goes for me as well. ".
Secretary of the Football Supporters Association.
The Corleones Meet the MoE: Vito and his ilk have lost footing in America and must face the notorious MoE as they war on several fronts and massacre whomever stands in their way trying to rule the red tape trade of Thailand. With special guest performances by Sarah and her lesbian lovers, musical score by Job2Do.
7.5/10
Wrong Track: The Farang Warrior
Young, enthusiastic 20 something wanna be English teacher goes to Thailand thinking he can make a difference. 30 years later he gives up and goes back to Dundee.
You've not been in the capital over New Year?Originally Posted by cujo
Papa was a rodeo - Mama was a rock'n'roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand
Trying to match a movie with a background of elephants. flooding, monks, rice fields, odd use of motorcycles, fit Thai ladies, temples, etc.
Maybe the musical South Pacific or Shangri-La of the novel Lost Horizens would do.
“Everyone carries a part of society on his shoulders; no one is relieved of his share of responsibility by others. And no one can find a safe way for himself if society is sweeping towards destruction. . . . What is needed to stop the trend towards socialism and despotism is common sense and moral courage.” Ludwig von Mises
Posting Permissions
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Bookmarks