I think next Fast and Furious should be filmed in Bangkok and filmmakers should pay me handsomely for this brilliant idea.
Indiana Jones in Chiang Mai
Resident Evil in Pattaya.
A remake of Leaving Las Vegas filmed in Bangkok with a full British cast, all 200 of them pissheads arguing with their screaming bar hoz.
Farang Aliens: A Real Canadian (not one of those with a Canadian flag on his backpack) eats at a curry stand in front of Nana. He suddenly feels sick, hails a taxi and as he is arguing over the fare a big hunk of hard curry fecal matter pushes its way through his chest. The thing grows legs and runs into one of those gogo bars where everyone knows the "thing" on a first name basis, short-times a ho and is never seen again. The Canadian is left on the street for 14 hours until a pack of street dogs drag him away.
PG: Mild violence, adult language
Thai Bride of Chucky
Chucky hooks up with a murderous Thai bride where they both proceed killing her British husband for cash and land.
the Stallion, 68 years old, toes off with the Muay Thai heavy weight, a transgendered beast.
Rated NC 17 violence, nudity, and ping pong projectiles.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
Cum Air: Travolta, with a fresh operation and new tranny identity, boards Thai Airways at swampy poo and goes down on the pilot and navigater in flight. Confusion ensues, plane goes nose-first at Surat Air Field but is never reported as an accident but an alien abduction after 2 years of investigation.
Two thumbs up!
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
For a Few Dollars More.
Both set in the saloons of Pattaya.
The Grapes of Wrath.
Set in one of those upstairs bars in Patpong - horror without special effects.
The next James Bond film should definitely be filmed on an island somewhere in Thailand.
But which one... Which one...?
There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.
Will Pussy Galore be casted? If so Samui might be a good choice.
They could do a remake of Octopussy and set it... almost anywhere really.
Crash...filmed on the roads of Phuket.
Crank 3 High Mileage...Starring an ansemble cast of Bankoks finest Taxi stars...
"You really want to save the planet?...the next time you see a hybrid car with a childseat... smash the window, remove the childseat and replace it with a box of condoms..." Doug Stanhope
Wan blew over the cuckold's chest - the heart warming story of a voyeuristic Brit, tormented by his wife's inablilty to pleasure him, who finds sexual satisfaction in the least likely of places.