Last time you were in a fight...

**5anuk** · 13th July 2012 05:45

street fight, 2 weeks ago. I was just having a few drinks with my crew. Some dude went and knocked the chair I was sitting on. Don't know if by accident or not. I just said "watch were your going" he didnt say nothing and carried on. 10 minutes later I get a glass bottle too the head. People get between us, after about 25seconds, I regain some focus and just go full retard and jumped on him

No winner it got broke up. We shook hands afterwards, i gripped his hand slightly harder, so ill take that for the W.

**russellsimpson** · 13th July 2012 06:42

Maybe twenty years..

I got into a bit of a fisticuff and the guy picked up a baseball bat, and cracked me across the knee.

Then he took off running behing a long nearby building, so's I couldn't see him, eh..

I picked up a rock.

Judged how fast he would be moving and lobbed the rock over the building.

Brought him down in his tracks. An ambulance had to be called...

Never again.

Of course he was fighting dirty so I never felt too bad about it.

**Thinkingofachange** · 13th July 2012 06:43

Originally Posted by 5anuk

10 minutes later I get a glass bottle too the head.

Sadly, before that night, 5anuk had a Starred Distinction in English Lit., two book contracts with Faber and Faber, and a regular poetry hour on BBC Radio.

**tomcat** · 13th July 2012 07:18

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**manned-rake** · 13th July 2012 07:54

I was 12... that's all I can remember.

Oh... and I was delivering newspapers at the time and my wagon got overturned. Fortunately the papers were in canvas bags.

**8ball** · 13th July 2012 10:58

2005 in a Patpong side soi

**Umbuku** · 13th July 2012 11:14

Did you whip those speedos off and give him a good thrashing 8?

**IsaanAlex** · 15th July 2012 00:59

It was in 2010 or 2011.

In Korea.

I punched a Samsung manager in the mouth after he got uppity and threatened me.

Didn't like me talking to a Korean girl he had his eye on.

IA

**jonny danger** · 15th July 2012 01:01

I just knew you'd show up, you badass you. I love tales of Koreans getting decked. It's always a safe bet they deserved it.

**IsaanAlex** · 15th July 2012 01:13

^

Hey buddy, Ajarn just has this pull on me.

And I have great stories about decking Koreans.

I think the altercation before that was in the same bar; it was when a Korean tried to go behind me....THROUGH me. We were on the dance floor.

I told him to chill out which he took as his signal to smash into me harder. That got him a kick to the stomach. I think the follow-up was a punch to the mouth (pretty drunk

).

Then I bumped into him and about 7 friends as I was walking out a subway station, and they were walking in. He charged at me from about 10 feet away so I charged back. And emptied a gin tonic that I was carrying direct into his eyes about a second before contact.

His friends pulled me off. Then seemed stunned as I told them that their friend was a prick who attacked me already that night, and that my wallet (or mobile or some such shit) was missing and I was going back to the club and would call the police if it didn't turn up.

The dummies clued in that I bluffed them and got their wits when I was about 20 feet away and then collectively made a path for me.

Until I squared up, picked up a bottle, smashed it, and ran it up a metal post.

They changed their minds

And, for the record, the last move on my part probably saved me a nice trip to the hospital, but still gashed my hand open quite nicely.

Worst injury I ever got (kinda) from an altercation with a Korea.

IA

**NokYai** · 15th July 2012 01:20

^ That's awesome! Good shit!

**jonny danger** · 15th July 2012 01:34

One of my fantasies is to gun down all those drunk Korean suits staggering around on the streets at night.

**re_fuse** · 15th July 2012 04:04

Biker drug lord kneecapped (just a drunken cunt( friends beat him up latter his bother crashed his brand new car on the way home

**IsaanAlex** · 15th July 2012 04:29

Originally Posted by jonny danger

One of my fantasies is to gun down all those drunk Korean suits staggering around on the streets at night.

Tell us how you really feel.

**jonny danger** · 15th July 2012 06:02

I'm shy about being direct, I'm Canadian.

I used to hate those fools, how'd they latch on to you and pull you into their stinky breath muttering nonsense. Then they'd fall down and vomit all over each other.