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    Too hot to be a bar girl?

    He's way out of her league ...


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    Cluezo, you've been out of country too long if you really think she's too hot to be a bar girl!
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    Perhaps I need to return then. I did bar girls many moons ago but don't recall having having one like her ...

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    I wouldn't touch her with any of you're dicks tied to a 20 ft pole

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    Boring. I appreciate the effort, but keep you cheap porn to yourself.

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    Yours eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this Video. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

    Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

    Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

    You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your ****, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

    I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible



    can someone send this to the video maker, thanks.

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    I THINK MY EX IS HOTTER THAN HER.


    Last edited by jonny danger; 14th July 2012 at 04:26.

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    Everyone's a critic!

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    I think the Inspector likes her cuz she doesn't look Thai. Can't stand a leg tat though.

    Thanks masterbated

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    Tats suck.

    I don't likem precorrupted. I want to do it.

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    Who's the actress Jonny

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    I have seen her in 80's movies

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    Jonny, what does Punjeta mean? What I watch Carmen Luvana porn, she keeps saying Punjeta, punjeta (sp?)

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    Porn .. Punjeta? Not a clue. Ask Russ. He's the lady's man round here.

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    Great body--reminds me of my wife TBH--but her face is horrible. Eyes too far apart, big nose, huge forehead--really nothing special. I have seen bargirls who are much, much better in Bangkok.

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    Scorpion tattoo on right breast. Bar girl for sure.
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