My Second Date With My Wife

**jonny danger** · 15th July 2012 20:16

We never dated. I like it that way. It was just kinda natural, no one asked anyone .. Hey, lets go on a date!

She was a groupie. She was at every gig sitting there looking up with that "date me, have me, I wanna be your girl" look on her face.

She was 17 and I was 27. Lovely she was with a sexy Brazilian accent, bronze skin, big brown eyes. As I said, it was natural. What was I to do? Mama didn't raise no fools.

**Guy Mandude** · 16th July 2012 15:21

Originally Posted by jonny danger

Mama didn't raise no fools.

Word dat. Did you have to discuss the socio-political disparity of income levels and middle class responsibility for poverty in her home country?

Or didja just do 'it?'

**WilliamBlake** · 16th July 2012 15:37

Originally Posted by Guy Mandude

Did you have to discuss the socio-political disparity of income levels and middle class responsibility for poverty in her home country?

But of course. How else would one know if one were sexually compatible with one?

**Guy Mandude** · 16th July 2012 15:54

Originally Posted by WilliamBlake

How else would one know if one were sexually compatible with one?

I usually insist that women I'm courting bring copies of their university transcripts to our second date. It helps if they're members of Greenpeace and/or Mensa and are preoccupied with thinking of ways to assist the poor, though I do find scenes of poverty distressing.

**Stamp** · 16th July 2012 16:58

Originally Posted by jonny danger

She was a groupie.

How long was that ago then, JD?

**jonny danger** · 16th July 2012 19:13

Oh about '72. We were together a bunch before we ever raised the flag. She kinda scared me and was hella young. Plus her brother was in the band. Complicated.

**Warhammer820** · 16th July 2012 19:16

Originally Posted by jonny danger

Oh about '72. We were together a bunch before we ever raised the flag. She kinda scared me and was hella young. Plus her brother was in the band. Complicated.

Did you ever meet her for a reunion?

**jonny danger** · 16th July 2012 19:22

Sex is last to leave a relationship.

**buddahas** · 16th July 2012 19:41

On my third date she swallowed..... in the back alley of a seedy Montreal club Foufones Electriques. She liked sucking it in alleys, but her hair would get all messed up. That was in 1982, when I was 9 and she was 33

**Warhammer820** · 16th July 2012 19:43

Originally Posted by buddahas

On my third date she swallowed..... in the back alley of a seedy Montreal club Foufones Electriques. She liked sucking it in alleys, but her hair would get all messed up. That was in 1982, when I was 9 and she was 33

Where was your mom in all of this????

**Guy Mandude** · 16th July 2012 20:06

Originally Posted by buddahas

That was in 1982, when I was 9 and she was 33

You were a virgin at 9? Man, you were a late starter.

**jonny danger** · 16th July 2012 20:15

Originally Posted by Guy Mandude

You were a virgin at 9? Man, you were a late starter.

Punk ass bitch.

**buddahas** · 16th July 2012 20:21

The funny this is.... she was a virgin too. It was true love. Every time after making love she would read poetry to me, play with my hair and put me to sleep.