This isn't about you, it's about me. Stay on topic.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
I am down on my uppers.
Pray, introduce me to a millionairess.
So I can teach her what to do with my dipthongs.
Meanwhile can you dangle a participle for us?