whats going on here? advice

**zeusbheld** · 28th July 2012 12:34

Originally Posted by keekwai

No, no, no. I didn't say you were an idiot.

so what did you mean by this, then?

Originally Posted by keekwai

Ahhh ... oh thick one.

are you saying i'm fat?

I said you were a nasty cunt

well better a nasty cunt than a petty, pissy, trivial grudge-holding cunt so i'm pretty ok with that, although i do see myself as more of a prick than a cunt.

who masturbates too much. Keep up man!

although by your definition of masturbation, that's an incredibly hypocritical thing to say. keep up the work, ace.

**keekwai** · 28th July 2012 12:39

Originally Posted by 5anuk

i told her exactly what you guys said, she using me for money. this got her really mad, and she actually give me 3k bhat and told me to leave. I was in kinda shock,

Unbelievable! ... but at least you're not a cunt.

---Update---

Originally Posted by zeusbheld

petty, pissy, trivial grudge-holding cunt

Laughable. I have no grudges. I just enjoy taking the piss out of wankers. Great fun!

**zeusbheld** · 28th July 2012 12:47

Originally Posted by keekwai

Unbelievable!

so let me see.... you're having a hard time believing someone would respond to you? interesting.

you still didn't answer the question. are you saying i look fat in this?

**keekwai** · 28th July 2012 12:50

Bit of a huge FAIL there mate. Work on it.

On the other hand ... don't. You'll lose all your amusing charm.

**zeusbheld** · 28th July 2012 12:53

Originally Posted by keekwai

Laughable. I have no grudges.

really? yet your definition of 'wanker' that you 'enjoy taking the piss out of' seems entirely based on what they said to you months or even years ago. l

so you're saying looks like dogshit... smells like dogshit... must be a chocolate cake? you'd better taste it then.

I just enjoy taking the piss out of wankers.

have you considered the one in your mirror? you wouldn't even have to log in.

---Update---

Originally Posted by keekwai

Bit of a huge FAIL there mate. Work on it.

well, not everyone can come up with the dazzling responses you manage, post after post. you'll just have to accept that no one's in your league (and most are quite likely happier for knowing they're not)...

**keekwai** · 28th July 2012 12:54

It's working. Too easy.

**Fleabag** · 28th July 2012 13:44

I got my previous wording wrong and it's bothering me, not that it matters to anyone else, so correction: 5anuk is clearly a sock but designed as an elaborate troll. There, now the world is back on its correct axis.

"I said I shouldn't listen to people on the internet" is one of many examples whereby the gross stupidity belies the true nature of the poster being a wind-up. There are way too many instances like this.

Still, this is a fun one.

**fred flintstone** · 28th July 2012 13:48

Originally Posted by Fleabag

I got my previous wording wrong and it's bothering me, not that it matters to anyone else, so correction: 5anuk is clearly a sock but designed as an elaborate troll. There, now the world is back on its correct axis.

"I said I shouldn't listen to people on the internet" is one of many examples whereby the gross stupidity belies the true nature of the poster being a wind-up. There are way too many instances like this

FB, your a good egg but you kid mak mak

**keekwai** · 28th July 2012 13:51

Originally Posted by Fleabag

5anuk is clearly a sock but designed as an elaborate troll.

The only other possibility ... which is backed up by his poor writing and communicative abilities ... is that the poor sod is as thick as a brick.

**Thinkingofachange** · 28th July 2012 14:15

Originally Posted by Fleabag

"I said I shouldn't listen to people on the internet" is one of many examples whereby the gross stupidity belies the true nature of the poster being a wind-up. There are way too many instances like this.

Shh don't spoil the fun!

**IsaanAlex** · 28th July 2012 16:21

Originally Posted by 5anuk

didnt read all the repiles but anyway this is what happend

i told her exactly what you guys said, she using me for money. this got her really mad, and she actually give me 3k bhat and told me to leave.

Ah yes, that old chestnut.

Then you stayed, gave her the 3k back (to show her that you trusted her), and THEN bought still bought tickets to her hometown!

Like a windup toy!

I was in kinda shock, didnt know what was happening and just said sorry I should not listen to people on the internet etc etc.

i still agree it could be shady...

**zeusbheld** · 28th July 2012 16:42

Originally Posted by keekwai

It's working. Too easy.

ah, now it comes out that it's all part of your genius plan. riiight. another masterpiece, keep up the work.

---Update---

Originally Posted by Fleabag

5anuk is clearly a sock but designed as an elaborate troll. There, now the world is back on its correct axis.

not too elaborate but he's pretty good about not dropping out of character.

**Fleabag** · 29th July 2012 17:10

Seen ya girl lately, 5anuk?

**5anuk** · 29th July 2012 18:03

yeah things are going okay, she booked a bus ticket for us next fri-sun, as she got days off work. just gonna see how it plays out, been reading on bangkok scams n stuff so i know what too watch out for

**keekwai** · 29th July 2012 18:08

Since when do you book bus tickets in Thailand? Just turn up at Mo Chit and buy a ticket for the next one headed up to Udon. They leave every hour.

You're not telling porkies are you?

---Update---

Yeah, yeah ... I know it's a long weekend ... still not necessary though.