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  1. 2nd August 2012 07:58 #1
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    Cringeworthy pick up lines

    As he's on the pull, in Pattaya (where else)....can imagine what the poor girls? are going through.....

    1. Do you have a boyfriend?
    No?! Well do you want one?
    Oh, you do? Well, when you want a MAN friend, come talk to me!....Ha ha!
    2. For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me....Ha he he ha...!
    3. Hey, don’t I know you? Yah, you’re that girl with the beautiful smile!....Ho he ha..ha!
    4. Hi, are you legal? No, you’re too hot to be legal....Tee he ha ha!
    5. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?...Ha ha ha ho he..!
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    TK: whips it out Hey baby, know what this is?
    Victim: grabs her lupa Looks kinda like a dick only smaller.

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  3. 4th August 2012 18:23 #3
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    JD, brilliant one liner, I'm saving that for future use. Cheers
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    "Does this smell like chloroform?"....
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    It feels like taking a dump .. only backwards. Come on baby, everybody's doing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William money View Post
    "Does this smell like chloroform?"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    JD, brilliant one liner, I'm saving that for future use. Cheers
    Do people often present their dicks to you for inspection ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Do people often present their dicks to you for inspection ?
    can't imagine when else it would be useful.
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    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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    Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

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