He works nights
He has a girl friend
His mother turns off his puter
He heads for the local bar
He's already pissed by 5 and passed out on the sofa
He has a gay lover who wakes up at 5 PM
Cast your vote.
At about 5 PM he's off the board.
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---Update---
I bet there are some mighty snores coming from Russ's lair this time of night![]()
I'm willing to bet he only posts at work in his off time and has a regular life with real friends. I wonder what that feels like...
He lives in a log cabin without electricity and spends his days mooching from customers in a road house with free wifi.
We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.
He's a bot and stays plugged into the charger till morning.
Is this a complaint? A request for Russ to post more?
"While Jim is milking the Russian Boar, I'm in the shade of a Baobab tree being served a cool drink by a beautiful young indigenous girl. "
Marlin Perkins
Aloha - Aloha HARD
He's removing ticks.
I like Russ. Actually, I like all posters on Ajarnforum, except that fake Thai good girl.
Oh, and Rob J. White. That boy broke my heart.![]()
^ Yeah, his sock's been slipping the last week or so.
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