There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.
One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.
can't we all just let the guy top himself in peace?? really?? so what if it doesn't all figure... whether or not, at least the guy made the effort. either he constructed a deep and believable idea to show us all.. or else he figured we were all dumb/ireleevant
either way.. well played
From his Facebook:
Call "CSI dunkin donut" as soon as possible
he was generally in very poor health and suffered stroke(s) in his latter years, hence the horrible writing.
by some accounts he enjoyed his money and spent it freely, to the tune of 200k/month accordingly to some. no amount of teaching is going to buffer that