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    oh man hi so girls are not good if you dont have a job!

    so oh man were do I start. This girl message on sunday, saying she wants to meet me monday. Cool i say 10pm at my place, obviously get straight too business. she says "noh noh baby, I come 11am, we go watch a movie".




    I tell her come around 5pm, because im busy doing "work". She kept saying no no traffic etc etc. I was okay come @ 1pm and bring food. So we eat then bang. I posted a sushi buffet place for 500 per head on my FB. She kept saying she loves to eat there and we should go.

    LOL its like 500bhat x2, service charge, drinks and taxi there back, would be like 2500bhat. pays 40% of my rent, she can **** thatt off I think. I convince her theres a real nice beer garden in on nut and we should check it out. She seems sad, but agrees after much persuasion. haha great I think 50bhat a meal, what can go wrong.


    So she goes and orders the salmon and rice 170bhat



    I was going to get my self 9 pieces of friend chicken for 120 bhat, but because of her spend I ended up only getting 3 for 45bhat, to balance out my losses. She then wants to go get dessart which was another 40bhat. My soul was crushed.

    so we sex and sex.

    In the morning, after she cleans my bathroom and living room, i mention I have to "work". She said lets go eat first. I say okay lets get some sticky mango rice (40bhat each). She says okay, but as were walking she goes "chester grwilll" good, we go there. 228bhat later i waiting for her to finish her food.

    She has some ice tea, which is 99.9% ice and 0.1% tea, I watch her for like 20 mintues sip it so ****ing slow, I wanted to get the glass i wass holding and cut her fqking throat. In the end she gets in the taxi, im surpised she didnt ask me for the money to pay for it.



    guess im living on 30bhat noddles for the next week

    ps just remember she had the aircon on @ 24degres full fan speed, I could not even sleep although the temperature of the room was ideal and perfect, I just thinking how much this is going to cost me.

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    I think your description of the ice tea is inaccurate. In that .1% which is tea, about 98% of that is sugar. Yuck!

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    Cheap Charlie...won't have that girl for long...
    We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs.

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    This is it... The apocalypse.

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    Good boy. You know you owe it to us to keep posting this sort of stuff, at least until we say otherwise

    Anyway, even though you are a near 10 in the looks department, as you have informed us on a couple of occasions, it would also seem you have nothing like the sort of resources to keep up the dating game, so keep it up anyway and soon you'll be posting even more good stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5anuk View Post
    so we sex and sex.

    In the morning, after she cleans my bathroom and living room,
    So, you got pleasant company, a maid, and you were serviced, and you're still bitching about the cost of running your own aircon?

    At least it's entertaining... (in that, 'watching a turtle trying to turn itself right side up' kind of way.)
    There are few problems in life that cannot be solved with toast.

    One of them, however, is opening a can of corned beef with that stupid key. This cannot easily be done at the best of times, and toast is of surprisingly little use in resolving the issue.







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    Never known a hiso girl (there could be a full stop there) who eats at Chester Grill (or has a bit of slap and tickle with TEFLers). OP, I think you are confusing hiso and midso once more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by goo_stewart View Post
    OP, I think you are confusing hiso and midso once more...
    I think you might be giving him too much credit.

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    So what is this "work" u are doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamBlake View Post
    I think you might be giving him too much credit.
    Yes, most here wouldn't know hi-so from any-so. Yes, there's hi-so, lo-so, no-so, and everything in between. Remember; money/being rich, has zero, nothing, to do with social functionality/acceptability.
    Here in LOS, I'd avoid hi-so like the plague; major bad road to go down, IMO.
    Finding a woman who can chew with her mouth closed, who also doesn't speak with a mouthful of food, could be a major find. This is probably the only place I wouldn't worry about sexual neurosis/dysfunction; so, one needs to have a clue; which is exactly what's wrong with most farang.
    Farang in Thailand is Alice in Wonderland on steroids.
    Frederick Douglass: Find out just what any people will quietly submit to
    and you have found out the exact measure of injustice
    and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these
    will continue till they are resisted with either
    words or blows, or with both.

    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn;
    “Don’t believe them, don’t fear them, don’t ask
    anything of them.”

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    To the OP.

    Has there been an official ruling yet as to whether you are a troll or not?

    I'm saying you are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin Hood View Post
    To the OP.

    Has there been an official ruling yet as to whether you are a troll or not?

    I'm saying you are!
    I thought that at the start.

    But he's showing no signs of, shall we say, having a clue...

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    he might just be a retard
    fred

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    God I love this guy's posts! I so hope he's real, because this shit is just toooooo funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MDJase View Post
    God I love this guy's posts! I so hope he's real, because this shit is just toooooo funny!
    Yeah, he's almost a national treasure; okay, okay, I got a little carried away. What he ^ said.

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